Well today is International Talk Like A Pirate Day. ARRR you having fun yet? Pirates are quite unique. Who else do you know goes around wearing an eye patch, a hook for a hand, and a peg-leg. Oh, I've just described your next door neighbour? Oh, well.
Q. If a pirate's used to bounding over the seas in a pirate ship how does he travel across the country?
A. Why he drives a cARRR or hops on an ARRRplane just like the rest of us.
Q. What's a modern pirate's favourite musical group?
A. ARRRcade Fire
Q. Do pirates have false teeth?
A. No they just have a pARRRtial plate.
Q. Do pirates prefer MacDonald's or Burger King?
A. Neither. They go to ARRRby's, stupid.
Q. Why are pirates peg-legs made of wood?
A. Because they're all ARRRborists.
Q. That explains the raw materials but how are they designed?
A. They're also ARRRchitects!
Q. Do pirates go to bed early or do they like to stay out late?
A. Silly, pirates love to pARRRty.
Q. If the Village People sing "In the Navy" what do pirate people sing?
A. "In the ARRRmy.
Q. Do pirates work very hard at their profession?
We now return you to our regularly scheduled program, already in progress...