Randy Quaid, despite his protestations to the contrary, is crazy. The Hollywood actor and his equally loopy life-partner Evi are seeking amnesty in Canada. Uh, huh. Why? Because the the two are convinced "Hollywood star whackers" are out to kill them just as they have Chris Penn, David Carradine and Heath Ledger. Quaid - Whacko Say what? Oh, yeah. Now you know why they call Southern California "la-la land". These two are a couple of fruit loops. And Randy can't understand why his more famous brother Dennis is ignoring his warnings. Cue Twilight Zone sound effect: *do-do-do-do, do-do-do-do* And you thought the Baldwin brothers were Hollywood's haywire family. Carradine - Whacked? I'm starting a petition right now to urge the Government of Canada to send Randy Quaid back to where he came from. Who'll join me? Think about it. What's next? Charlie Sheen seeks refugee status because he'll be persecuted by prostitutes in his homeland? Paris Hilton ...