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It's In The Jeans

You know that saying "You are what you eat"? Well now your jeans can be. If you eat raspberries, that is. A company called the Naked and Famous Denim is selling a line of "scratch-and-sniff" men's jeans. Yeah, I read it on the internet, so it must be true. Damn you Prince for giving these guys this idea with your Raspberry Beret . Actual photo of raspberry jeans. You know I'm not too sure just who'd do the scratching and who'd do the sniffing. Prince, maybe. Now the company explains their drift into fruit of the loom territory saying guys don't like to wash their jeans. They like that lived-in look. Raspberry-scented jeans are intended to mask the odor associated with extended wearing. So, hey, you slobs out there, one whiff of these jeans and people will know you never take them off. Now there's something you'll want to be known for. Cool. But the smell. Uh-huh. Oh, yeah. As the article I read put it: "how many guys ar...