It's that time again. My brother Steve's birthday? Yeah, that too. Happy Birthday Happy Wanderer. Meanwhile, February is almost upon us and that means another round of 30 Minus 2 Days of Writing - or as some would call it "Pass the Vodka" - as coordinated by the lovely and talented Montreal blogger extraordinaire Nicky Eff . I think the equally talented but not nearly as lovely Cheesy Mike may have a role in this too. They both are the well-known and much-loved proprietors of We Work For Cheese . Although, coming back with another round of this writing exercise they are really starting to push their luck. What do they have in store for us this time around? 1. Gouda 2. It was no accident 3. Temporary insanity 4. When Hell freezes over 5. The empty bottle 6. Scatterbrained 7. Hint, hint 8. Damn 9. Dylan 10. Zombies 11. Succubus 12. One bite 13. Incommunicado 14. It has to be aliens 15. My ears are ringing 16. Shakespearean English 17. I faked ...