*whispers* Shhh! Come closer. I don't want to say this too loudly. Don't tell anyone. It's my birthday. Yep, I'm another year older. And so are my kidneys and bladder. So here's a little tune to observe my internal organs' birthday. It's based on Chicago's 25 or 6 to 4 .... Ready? Hit it! Dunh, dunh, dunh, dunh, dunh... dunh, dunh, dunh, dunh, dunh... (Okay so you try interpreting the opening of that song!) Can't wait for the break of day I've gotta go now, right away Bang against the bed my thigh Tears swell up I start to cry Running cross-legged across the floor Am I 59 or 64? Staring blindly at my knee It's dark and I squat to pee Wanting just to go to sleep My pj's down in a heap Should I try to pee some more Am I 59 or 64? Feeling like I ought to wake Today's the day I'll have cake And maybe some beers, we will see I'll prolly just have to pee Sit me near the bathroom door Am I 59 or 64? So if you haven't guessed yet ...