The truth may really be out there. by nonamedufus NEW YORK (NND News) - The United Nations is about to appoint a space ambassador. nonamedufus news had learned that in an apparent snub of Mulder and Scully the UN will go to the head of their little- known Office For Outer Space Affairs Doctor Mazlan Othman . NASA scientist Chuck A. Moon says the whole idea is out of this world. "You're telling me Othman is the closest thing we have to a 'take me to your leader' person? She better taste good or like kinky sex, or else we could be in a war of the worlds," stated Moon. The NASA geek felt other candidates should have been considered. " Edward James Olmos , Leonard Nimoy or even B-9 the robot from Lost in Space all have more experience than some Malaysian astrophysicist." "Space Ambassador Othman? Does not compute." Opinion is obviously divided on how earth-visiting aliens should be greeted. Doctor Othman believes in taking a tol...