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Well it's Saturday and time to take a look at who said what about this week's pic. Remember our lovely ladies? I think I may have scared off a few would-be captioners with my interpretation: Mel B just never knew there'd be a Spice Girls reunion. But I didn't scare everyone off. For example here are a couple of HMs (Honourable Mentions. Get with the program, eh.) One of these drinks is not like the others. Linda Medrano The battle of the sodas were out fizzed this year by newcomer  and former Biggest Loser contestant Lola the Big Cola. Screaming MeMe But our winner is a newlywed from Montreal who, for some reason, saw fit to bare his soul to us this week… I've been known to take a Coca-Cola or Fanta to bed, and maybe even a Pepsi.  But the last time I took a Big Cola to bed I was up all night. Shawn @ Stubborn Fool Well, good for you Shawn. I guess that box of Viagra came through for you, eh? Congratulations, though, you ...

Okay, it's Saturday and time for this week's results. Here's our pic… All the cattle are standing' like statues All the cattle are standing' like statues They don't turn their heads as they see me ride by But a little brown maverick is winking' her eye Well if that's the case it's gonna be a beautiful morning. Sorry I got carried away there. And that's no bull. Okay, okay, here's our honourable mentions: A little hard of hearing, Amy Sue thought her friends said,  "Amy Sue, you should date a cow, boy!" Shawn @ Stubborn Fool …and then she said "Baaaaaaaaa!" Yeah, well she's really a blond. Reforming Geek Pretty good, huh? Yeah, I thought so too. But our winner knows me too well and went after my peculiar penchant for pithy puns. No matter how udderly ridiculous she looked,  Daisy Mae couldn't help milking it for the camera. She was just bull-headed like that. Nicky @ We ...

You guys are amazing. What a great crop of captions we had this week. Let's get right down to business. Here's our pic... And here's our honourable mentions… I couldn't help myself -- they had such a good deal on fresh kids at the supermarket today! Debra She Who Seeks At the checkout, Marge chose the appropriate bag when asked "paper or plastic?" MadMadMargo And I thought the stork brought them. Babs But our winner's caption this week you might say was picture perfect… Anne Geddes fired her biographer for releasing one of her early  'whimsical baby' photos to the tabloids. Cheryl @ Deckside Thoughts Congratulations, there, Cheryl. You be hangin' with noname this week! What say we ditch the kid with a view to seeing what develops. I don't mean to be negative but I have no plans in particular. Maybe if we hang out long enough something might come into focus. What do you say? Oh, don't forget your bl...

Well, I've gotta say everybody came up with great captions this week which makes it extremely difficult to narrow things down to two runners-up and a winner. But I'll try. Here's this week's pic: And here are this week's runners up: Since the death of Steve Jobs, Apple has gone completely downhill  with their latest product launches: the EyePhone and the HeadPhone. Nicky@We Work For Cheese   In keeping with the party line, the candidates decided to dial up the crazy. Laughing Mom And our winner this week? Well you had to be a certain age for this one and since I am… No you fools, I said dress up as CONE HEADS! Reforming Geek Good one Reffie! Those skits on SNL were hilarious. Guess what? You be hanging with the dufus this week. Here's your dufus badge which you can wear with pride. What say you and I take a trip down to the phone store? It'll have to be in the States though. Rates are through the roof here in Canada. How...

Wow, we got a crap-load of captioners for the return of Pause Ponder and Pun. I want to thank every one of you for dropping by and leaving a caption.  Not to mention those that dropped by and left a comment indicating they were too intimidated to leave a caption (you know who you are). This was our pic... I'm about to cite 5 entrants from this week. An unusual event to be sure. Two get special mention: Boom Boom Larew, the Not a Cat Lady who said: Everyone's jumping for joy, now that Pause Ponder and Pun has returned. And Shawn the  Stubborn Fool with this caption: Nonamedufus takes the plunge as he relaunches Pause Ponder and Pun, I had to mention these guys as they both appealed to the narcissist in me Now here's who else got a laugh from me this week: Cheesy Mike from We Work For Cheese posted: After decades in space, China's first satellite finally re-enters the earth's atmosphere. Agent 54  rose to the occasion with: If you tr...

Oh, man, we had plenty of entries this week. It was a difficult task to choose one out over the others. I kinda felt like that woman in the picture after all was said and done. My fantasy football friend Michael Wolfe (who I beat last week) made 8 submissions. Here's a couple: A "green" way to keep her from chewing the surgical scar was far simpler than anyone initially thought. "Jules Gabriel Verne! You get your ass back up here and finish this book!" Thank God this woman doesn't have a garbage disposal. That Stubborn Fool Shawn Ohara left two captions, one of which was: Can you hear me now? But it was Boom Boom Larew who appropriately summed things up around here with her caption of... Ziva, the morning after the 30 Days of Photographs III challenge. You had to be in that challenge to fully appreciate that comment. I was and I do. Way to go Paula, you be hangin' with dufus...again! People are go...

Oh, my, what a big word. It means having more than one head. It's been said two heads are better than one. In this case, though, I'm not so sure. Although it might give new meaning to necking. Let's see what folks came up with for our pic this week... Darling, I only have eyes for...  (Oh wow! I'd love to have my tires rotated by that redheaded woman)  ...you. Cheryl I really need you to believe me about last night, I was...squirrel! Bryant H Honey, I promise that you have my undivided attention! Laughing Mom And our winner would appear to have inside knowledge on what goes on in my house each weekend... What he's saying: "I really want to hear what you have to say, dear." What his wandering head is thinking: "Hey, I think somebody just said my fantasy football team is ahead!" Boom Boom Larew Way to go Boom Boom. You be hangin with dufus with that caption. Now, go for a long one.

Eric Clapton's got nothin' on this guy. Let's see what you guys had on him... Geddy Lee is no longer impressed by Neil Peart's drum kit. VMax After many long years of development, John's 12 axe guitar was a complete failure. John is a lefty. Shawn Ohara Dufus thinks that as far as axes go, more is better. Boom Boom Axe Lady Larew And our winner just couldn't get no satisfaction... Everyone thought it would be the drugs and alcohol tht would do in Keith Richards. Turns out it was the world's longest guitar solo. Jamie Baker Way to go Jamie! You be hangin' with dufus this week. Congratulations. I think the first thing we have to do is find a guitar strap for that guitar. And a ladder. If you're driving by this week be sure and click on the links and visit these guys' blogs. We've got some new players this time around and I think you'd really enjoy their stuff. Rock on, friends.

Well, I think folks got so caught up in 30 Days of Idiocy that they lost their way to Pause Ponder and Pun this week. Our daily contribution to the Photo challenge gets posted first thing every morning, displacing PPP and Sunday Funnies to 1pm. Sadly we only had two entrants this week. But, hey, they were quality captions nevertheless. For example, Cheesy Mike , gave us... I'm having a hard time grasping the concept here. And Cheryl, from Deckside Thoughts came up with... Mary felt his grip loosening and flushed with delight knowing the toilet seat had been left up for the last time. Mike, that was a great caption, but I think the edge goes to Cheryl. After all she came up with every woman's dream. Well, one of them, anyway. Congratulations, Cheryl. You be hangin' with dufus this week. Flush from your win and all what do you wanna do?  Pipe up now.  If you're into toilet humour we could always watch this...

This was our picture this week. And here are some of the captions you crazy guys came up with... Not impressed? The bouncing hydraulics in front kick on automatically to Def Leppard. Michael Wolfe The automobile strippers prefer 5:1 moooooog The vehicle 100% of NASCAR fans agree Danica should be driving Cheryl But our winner this week poked fun at a mutual blogging friend and had me laughing out loud... Linda Medrano's bitchin' motorcycle. Boom Boom Linda loves shoes, obviously, almost as much as Nicky . Way to go Boom Boom. You be hangin' with dufus this week. Um, leave your axe at home this time, okay?

We had a lot of reaction to this week's pic. It wasn't easy to narrow the field down. But I kept my head while all about were losing theirs. Ready? Dammit, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a physicist! You're just going to have to wait for that wormhole to reopen to get your head back out. Cheryl Nope. Waldo's not in here, either. Moooooog Ill-conceived, Medusa's peepshow generated very little revenue. Michael Wolfe Our winner had me laughing out loud with his caption this week... Mitt Romney takes a huge step forward in the presidential campaign by getting his head out of his ass. LOTGK Way to go LOTGK. That caption means you're hangin' with dufus this week. Well done. And folks, click on the links and check out these folks' blogs. They might be funny here but they're hilarious and talented on their own sites.

Okay this was a strange pic this week. I didn't mean to ram it down your throats folks and I feel kinda sheepish about dong so. I think many of you were on the horns of a dilemma in coming up with a caption. Let's see what we had... Mary had a little lamb Which converted into an elegant love seat. Mary is now looking for some minks Shawn Ewes not fat; ewes fluffy. Cheryl Now u can cover your meat and your seat, with lamb skin! Skeeter And our winner this week is that well-known interior designer from Montreal, Quebec: When good chairs go baaaaaaa-d. Nicky Okay, Nicky! Woot. Woot. Or should I say baa, baa. You be hangin' with dufus this week. Way to go. Wanna come over for dinner? I seem to have an abundance of lamb in my freezer this week.

Okay so this was our pic this week. A little odd, no? You think the pic is odd. You should see some of the captions! Sheila's family was against the wedding but it was her bear to cross. Shawn Thank gawd last night was not a 3 dog night. Cheryl It was the very next morning that Judy decided "no more tequila." moooooog But my favourite this week hit close to home... Maryse says Dufus is a total bear in the morning. Paula "Boom Boom" Wooters Way to go Boom Boom. That caption had me guffawing. You don't know how close to the truth you are. So this week you be hangin' with dufus. Congratulations, woman. What shall we do? We don't have a zoo nearby so we can't watch bears. Which is probably just as well. Bears can get pretty horny I hear and I don't think I could bear to watch. (See what I did there?) Thanks to everyone who left a caption this week. I appreciate you playing along.

Did no one notice this guy hasn't got ears? No I guess not. And I think many of our regulars were "stumped" this week. But we did have a couple of submissions. Let's see what they were... Is that "Mr. Hanky, from South Park? Damn he's aged! Skeeter It's the unofficial mascot of the 2012 Quebec provincial election. Why? I don't know. Mike But the quip that got me going was... Jim Henson's early concept, "Kermit the Log". Shawn Way to go Shawn. You be hangin' with dufus this week. It's too bad the Republican convention has come and gone. We could have put that guy in Clint's empty chair and made someone's day.

We didn't get much reaction to this week's pic. I suspect many folks are enjoying the last days of summer and probably missed our paperback riders, here. Too bad. I liked this pic. Gives new meaning to the term bookmarks, don't you think? Well let's see what our participants this week DID think, shall we? All 2 of them. I'm glad the Erector set I had as a kid wasn't like this new age set! Skeeter  This lovely self-assembly bookcase comes with sturdy built-in bookends. Ziva Special care instructions: Never use feather dusters! Skeeter Our winner this week had all the angles covered (unlike our friends in the photo) and almost all the captions. I wanted the new furniture made from pussywillow, my wife insisted on hard wood. Skeeter Okay, there, Skeeter you win. Of course with 3 of the 4 entries this week your chances were pretty good. Nevertheless, congratulations guy. You're hangin' with dufus again. I thi...

What do you get when you cross a race horse with an ostrich? Probably something that looks like that thing in the picture. You guys had your own ideas. Let' take a look at some of them... The long shot, Aftershock, got boxed in and Alvarez had to pull her up shorter than he expected tp avoid a collision. Ticket holders were ecstatic when the filly came from behind to win by hald a length. Cheryl The real American Quarter Horse Shawn Sarah Jessic Parker heads out for her morning run. moooooog But the quip that made me bite my lip won the day... Professor Floxington comes in 16254th at the 1st and last annual all-LSD Olympics. Mike@We Work For Cheese Way to go Mike. Far out, dude. You be hangin' with the dufus this weekend. Peace, man. Groovy. Why don't you come over and I'll put on some Vanilla Fudge and we can bliss for awhile. Thanks to all who participated this week. We'll see y'all again Wednesday. ...

I'm not sure why but this woman has her headlights on in the middle of the day! Isn't that udderly ridiculous? Some of you thought so. And others had their own ideas this week... We had a lot of submissions this week, so it was doubly difficult to narrow things down. Thanks to everyone for playing along. Okay, let's see who made it into the runners-up column... I'm not saying this heifer is a lesbian. I just HERD she wasn't going to attend Chick-Fil-A's customer appreciation day! Skeeter The real reason California cows are so happy? They get a good chuckle whenever a long-haired hippie flashes his manboobs. Cheryl Karen quickly found out the local La Leche League was chock full of boring heifers. Katherine Nice teets. There, I said it. Mike And our winner this week milked his submission for all it was worth... Dude. Gross. She only has two. moooooog Way to go moooooog! You - and your manboobs - be ha...

So, this was our pic this week. I'm not sure why but I don't think our male friend there is getting any, anytime soon. We had some interesting interpretations of what was going on here. Such as: If you think we are having sex after you called me fat you are seriously mistaken. Barb It's not common, it doesn't happen to every guy, and it is a big deal. Shawn @ Stubborn Fool. com Oh noooo. You did NOT just say zombies aren't real. Quirkyloon But our winner this week came up with a real tour de farts, erm, I mean force... After that thunderous fart, Quirk wanted a high five or she would fan the covers! Poor Mr. Quirk looks so distraught. Skeeter Way to go Skeeter. You may have some 'splainin' to do to Quirks but you be hangin' with dufus this week. Congratulations, my friend. I know a local Mexican restaurant that's got a special on chili and refried beans this weekend. We could get together for a me...

Luke, I'm your laundry! Well that's the best I could do. And I guess everyone else was severely challenged this week, too, or on holidays like me. Everyone except moooooog and Quirkyloon. So let's see what our co-winners came up with shall we? Brainwashing 101: so easy a dog can do it. Quirkyloon Meanwhile, in the basement of the Death Star... moooooog Way to go guys. You be hangin' with dufus. Wanna join me on the beach at Ogunquit, Maine? Yeah, we could "wave" at each other.

I couldn't make heads or tails of this pic. Since I haven't seen him around for some time I thought maybe this was a rare picture of moooooog hanging out incognito, which is latin for inamask. (He's taller on the internet, don't ya think?) Then I thought The Avengers were trying to spice things up for a sequel with their new super hero Green Pepper Man. But I think you guys had some better ideas. Let's see. Boom Boom "Seuss" Wooters came up with: I like green heads and I cannot lie. 00 "Sci-Fi" dozo gave us: "Enemy Mine" takes on a new meaning on Earth. And Quirky "election fever" Loon reported: The Green Party (all things earth-friendly) begins his campaign and is received rather well. My favourite off-the-wall caption this week goes to Mike who left us with: The world's first toad to human face transplant recipient  prepares to sing God Save the Quen for some reason. But ...