Pause Ponder and Pleasure Pillows

I'm not sure why but this woman has her headlights on in the middle of the day! Isn't that udderly ridiculous?

Some of you thought so. And others had their own ideas this week...

We had a lot of submissions this week, so it was doubly difficult to narrow things down. Thanks to everyone for playing along.

Okay, let's see who made it into the runners-up column...

I'm not saying this heifer is a lesbian. I just HERD she wasn't going to attend Chick-Fil-A's customer appreciation day!

Skeeter

The real reason California cows are so happy? They get a good chuckle whenever a long-haired hippie flashes his manboobs.

Cheryl

Karen quickly found out the local La Leche League was chock full of boring heifers.

Katherine

Nice teets.

There, I said it.

Mike

And our winner this week milked his submission for all it was worth...

Dude. Gross. She only has two.

moooooog

Way to go moooooog! You - and your manboobs - be hangin' with dufus this week. Just like old times, eh? Well, except for the manboobs part. What say we head on down to Pep Boys this weekend and get our high beams cleaned. Nobody likes dirty headlamps now do they? We should nip this in the bud.

Now that you've checked out our results this week be sure and click through on the links above. There are some pretty talented bloggers participating in our little contest and I'm sure they'd love it if you dropped by their blogs and left them a comment or two.

Thanks to all for your great submissions this week. Until next time...

Comments

Boom Boom Larew said…

Moooooog's caption is by far the best this week! Love it!

18 August 2012 at 11:02

nonamedufus said…

Yeah, it was pretty funny!

18 August 2012 at 17:50

My Back Pages - November

I know, I know, I know I should have reported in before now. But sometimes real life just gets in the way. I attempted 5 books in November. I say attempted because I slapped a big DNF (did not finish) on Neal Stephenson's Cryptonomicon. I just can't seem to get into this guy. It's the second or third of his I've given up on,

Not so the other four, starting with a biography of Stephen Stills called Change Partners. This followed by a hilarious biography of the guy responsible for National Lampoon called A Stupid and Futile Gesture - How Doug Kenney and National Lampoon Changed Comedy Forever.

I ended the month reading yet another biography, this one of the man behind Rolling Stone magazine,. It was called Sticky Fingers: The Life and Times of Jann Wenner and Rolling Stone Magazine. A fascinating read.

So last month I hit the magic number 50 I'd imagined for myself back in January. If I roll this month into my yearly total I'm at 54 books. And I still have Decem…

Paroxysm Paradox

The weather was unseasonably warm for October. The sun set around 6:30 but the daylight hours were quite enjoyable. So thought Richard, as he set out for his daily walk in the woods. He marvelled at the turning leaves which exhibited an explosion of colour more significant with each passing day.

But Richard knew the turning leaves would soon start to fall. And the trees would soon be bare with no leaves at all. And then the snow would fly and fall from the trees as the leaves had before it.

Richard couldn't help but think of the sudden change to come as a seizure of sorts. And he wasn't looking forward to it. After all, who would welcome a seizure, he thought, as he rolled uncontrollably among the leaves.

This week paroxysm/seizure was the prompt at Two Word Tuesday.

nonamedufus

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