"Dude. Gross. She only has two."
I'll show you mine if you show me yours.
Nice teets.There. I said it.
"Milk milk, lemonade....""OR...Karen quickly found out the local La Leche League was chock full of boring heffers.
NO BULLshit, man! that's how "little bo-peep" found her sheep
The real reason California cows are so happy? They get a good chuckle whenever a long-haired hippie flashes his manboobs.
Who does this heifer think she is? I got more milk in one utter than she can carry in both her tests!
Im not saying this heifer is a lesbian, I just HERD she wasn't going to attend chick-fil-a's customer appreciation day!
Got to thinking of the Cowsills song 'Hair'"Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hairFlow it, show itLong as God can grow itMy hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hairFlow it, show itLong as God can grow it"
That flasher sure knows how to get things mooooooving. (sorry)
I've heard the phrase, "if it doesn't scare the horses", but I've never heard, "if it doesn't startle the steers".
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