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Women Are Wicked...Nudge, Nudge, Wink, Wink

Stop me if you've heard this before. Women can be flirts. No, really? What was your first clue? C'mon guys. Reality check. Your ideal woman is some lithesome, not a hair out of place, terrifically made up, goddess who always when she catches your eye gives you this come hither look. I'm not sure what a come hither look is but I'm led to believe it's a good thing and during the mating ritual dance can lead to one coming hither and yon, you might say. Where am I going with all this? Well, women possess certain, um, powers let's say and they use them to their best advantage over their male counterparts. Don't believe me? Shame! A recent study of 3,000 British shoppers discovered 80 per cent of women have tried tossing their hair (always a good maneuver), holding eye contact (did I mention come hither), and giggling while haggling over price to get a good deal in the stores. Well, this isn't fair. Why should women have all the fun...and good deals. So listen...