"Wow". That's what I said when that news story appeared about the prostitute biting Sham Wow spokesman Vince's tongue and him pounding on her face until she let him go. He was lucky it was his tongue, otherwise Vince might've been saying a lot more than "wow"! But I digress... What the heck makes Sham Wow so damn popular? And the ad, according to the Sham Wow website, is popular, too, ranking as the #1 informercial of all time! Wow! But try to convince Bill O'Reilly of the claims Vince makes... Let's look at what Sham Wow claims: It is made in Germany Easily removes cola, wine and pet stains Doesn't drip, doesn't make a mess Washes, dries, and polishes any surface Won't scratch any surface Machine washable and bleachable Lasts ten years Big deal. What's so catchy about that. There's nothin' there that would convince me to buy a product called a "sham". And no wonder poor old Bill was upset. Thesaurus.com equates...