nonamedufus

Unh-uh...unh-uh, unh-uh Unh-uh...unh-uh, unh-uh unh-uh...unh-uh, unh-uh I'm stunned Monday (unh-uh...unh-uh, unh-uh) Not good to me (unh-uh...unh-uh, unh-uh) Monday mornin' wasn't all I hoped it would be Oh Monday mornin', Monday mornin' couldn't guarantee (unh-uh...unh-uh, unh-uh) That Monday evening I'd have a post for you all to see I'm stunned Monday, can't trust that day Stun day, Monday sometimes you just have nothing to say Oh Monday morning' you gave me no warning" of what was to be Oh Monday, Monday how come there's nothin' to inspire me Every other day, every other day Every other day of the week is fine, yeah But whenever Monday comes, but whenever Monday comes You can find me trying' to write something fine I'm stunned on Monday Not good to me Monday morning all thought has left me Oh Monday morning' Monday morning I just wanna break free And write some wi...

On my writing days I am consumed by what the heck I will write about. I search the web for inspiration, try to recall something funny Mrs Dufus might have said lately, wrack my brain about what I may have read about recently in the news and think about whether or not I have an opinion, can embellish or twist it to make it humorous. Here's how my day went yesterday. 7:30am - wake up 7:31 - pee 7:35am - open laptop 7:36am - turn on TV to news channel 7:38am - check yesterday's blog comments, Twitter, Facebook, Tumblr and Google+ 8:05am - steal photo from Phil's Phun for Picture This blog 8:30am - pee 8:31am - cook breakfast: 2 over easy eggs with melted cheese on open-faced bagel, orange juice 8:41am - wash dishes 8:45am - pooh - oh look, there' a sale at IKEA. Oh, that's last year's catalogue 9:00am - change TV to Golf Channel 10:00am - get dressed, cut lawn 11:45am - put creepy in pool 12:00pm - shower, brush teeth, comb hair (sh...