Did I get your attention? Today's the day. I know you've all been waiting for it. Today we launch the very first bacon-flavoured blog on the interwebs. Well, that's what the promotional pitch says anyway. The Parody Files relaunches today with a new look, a new format and five - count 'em - five fabulous, funny, misfit bloggers. Of course I'm one of them otherwise why would you think I'd spend so much time promoting it. We'll each be posting one day a week, Monday through Friday. Who are we? Oliver Clozoff (All of her...clever, get it?) owns the site and is our Editor In Chief. He's a real stinker. Or was a chief technologist at Stinker industries. He's the one with the bacon. Derek the Intern comes out of his mom's basement long enough to post once a week when he's not busy over at Audible Underwear . Derek's the token geek among us. Better him than me. When Liam James Leaven isn't living up to the Par...