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If You Wanna Get To Heaven...

The Lie-Clock A man died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front of the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, 'What are all those clocks?' St. Peter answered, 'These are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock move.' 'Oh', said the man. 'Whose clock is that?' 'That's Mother Teresa's', replied St. Peter. 'The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie.' 'Incredible', said the man. 'And whose clock is that one?' St. Peter responded, 'that's Abraham Lincoln's clock: the hands have moved twice, telling us that Abraham told only two lies in his entire life.' 'Where's Brian Mulroneys clock?' Asked the man. St Peter replied, 'Jesus has it in his office. He uses it as a ceiling fan.' merci Leaman Perils of a Catholic Upbringing As I walked down the busy sidewalk, knowing I was late for Mass, ...