Last week I was zipping around the internet, searching for something to write about, when I came upon an article about Jim Carey. You know of The Mask, Ace Ventura and Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind fame? Yeah that Jim Carey. Any way, did you know Carey's career is going to hell in a hand basket? Oh, yeah. According to this article instead of his big-screen career he's focussing on some home-made video he's made in his basement in which he proclaims his undying love for Emma Stone. "Who?" you say. Yeah, me too. So I googled her.
Turns out she's been in some movies, one of which I saw - Zombieland. Oh, and she's 22. Oh, and Jim Carey's 49. Yeah, exactly. Eww...creepy.
And if the thought of that's creepy you ain't seen nothin' yet. Here's the link to his video.
But to spare you from losing two minutes of your life you'll never get back here's the transcript:
Jim Carrey’s desperate message to Emma Stone I just ...