This little ditty's really quite neat And pays homage to hooves, dogs - feet! Some folks love to dip them in the pool Others use them to be quite the fool Some I've seen full of tats These are Usain Bolt's, what's up with that? Some folks bronze them 'cause they love them so much Others get close, play footsie and such Some get scraped, bloody and bruised Others sport dainty fuck-me shoes These ones I saw sitting in a movie seat And these are so tiny and perfect and neat Most people's have a total of (count 'em) ten toes But very few can successfully touch them to their nose! **** Pump those little feet of yours and run don't walk over to Humor Bloggers Dot Com and see how other bloggers have played footsie today. **** Today's the last day for this week's caption contest . Winner announced tomorrow