This little ditty's really quite neat
And pays homage to hooves, dogs - feet!
Some folks love to dip them in the pool
Others use them to be quite the fool
Some I've seen full of tats
These are Usain Bolt's, what's up with that?
Some folks bronze them 'cause they love them so much
Others get close, play footsie and such
Some get scraped, bloody and bruised
Others sport dainty fuck-me shoes
These ones I saw sitting in a movie seat
And these are so tiny and perfect and neat
Most people's have a total of (count 'em) ten toes
But very few can successfully touch them to their nose!
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19 comments:
Yay!!!!!!!! What a great poem to feet. I love what you did.
I wish I had been as creative. Of course, I usually think that.
Sorry, the Metallica grossed you out. :( I guess you're old school, huh? ;)
ettarose: Thank you ma'am. This feet-ure was fun.
UR: Well, I'm old.
my goodness, the lengths humans wont go to to dress up those horrible things
Love the poem Noname!
Love stinks and sometimes the feet stink too!
heh heh heh
Nonamedufus...
Getting jiggy
with the piggies! :)
What a nice footsie rhyme. I can't believe you didn't find a picture of a foot with six toes!
Nooter: Of course for you they're the paws that refreshes.
Quirks: My ex mother-in-law used to spray mine with lysol. Not too subtle.
Jenn: Oh what a great line! Wish I'd thought of it.
RG: Just for you:
On the internet I found some pics
Of toes on feet in groups of six
http://www.marcusinthemorning.com/images/pics/six_toed_lady.jpg
Wow, that's a great ditty there... should be included in the book of all time great poetry. There IS one of those right? Anyway, LOVED the post, I'm still chuckling!
Winky: I took poetry 101 in college.
Brilliant! I'm going to find the girl drinking the wine...and I'll send Usian a pair of Nike's too.
Don: I thought you might find that girl insteresting.
That was great! I especially loved the baby feet!
thinkinfyou: That's the beauty of this post: something for everyone. Glad you enjoyed it.
That girl using her feet to hold the wine glass -- is that a more aggressive form of tying a cherry stem into a knot with your teeth?
Fun post.
Fun post - thanks for sharing it with us...plus you should get a ton of traffic from the foot fetish crowd.
That's a very nice, lighthearted poem about feet that you wrote. Also, not that I care, but a friend of mine might, you don't have a phone number for the girl whose drinking wine with her feet do you? She seems very limber. Nice, I mean, not limber. :)
That girl using her feet to hold the wine glass -- is that a more aggressive form of tying a cherry stem into a knot with your teeth?
Fun post.
Nonamedufus...
Getting jiggy
with the piggies! :)
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