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Pause Ponder and Pun #140

What the...?

I've heard of 50 Shades of Grey, but this?

This sure puts a fine point on the dewey decimal system.

Over to you guys.

And no dicking around.

See you Saturday.


skeeter said…
Special care instructions :Never use feather dusters!
skeeter said…
I wanted the new furniture made from pussywillow, my wife insisted on hard wood
Ziva said…
This lovely self-assembly bookcase comes with sturdy built-in bookends.
skeeter said…
Im glad the Erector set I had as a kid wasn't like this new age set!

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