Three workers at a Deleware Daycare in Dover were recently arrested for holding their own little fight club. And by little I mean toddlers. Yeah, that's right they were coaching some baby boxers.
Can you imagine a bunch of little guys barely old enough to walk and still in diapers being egged on to duke it out?
Rumour has it one of them was named Dyler Turden. Ew. Messy.
"Okay, I knocked him down. Now will you change my damn diaper?"
Three employees of Hands of Our Future Daycare (I'm not kidding you, that's what it's called) were arrested after a cellphone video got out in which a three year-old can be heard crying and yelling "He's pinching me." The caregiver, while pushing him back up against his pint-sized pugilist opponent can be heard saying "No pinching, only punching."
The daycare has had its license suspended pending a hearing.
Serves them right. Everybody knows rule one of fight club is you don't talk about fight club.
These guys have graduated to the hockey fight club.