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Pause Ponder and Pun #139

My horse would have won but she came up short!

I've showed you mine.

Now you show me yours.

Trot back over on Saturday for the results.


moooooog35 said…
Sarah Jessica Parker heads out for her morning run.
Shawn @ said…
The real American Quarter Horse.
Cheryl said…
The dark horse, Aftershock, got boxed in and Alvarez had to pull up harder than he expected to avoid a collision. Ticket holders were ecstatic when the filly came from behind to win by half a length.
mike said…
Professor Floxington comes in 16254th at the 1st and last annual all-LSD Olympics.
mike said…
Now that's what I call beating a dead horse.

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