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Pause Ponder and Pasture Prime

Okay, it's Saturday and time for this week's results. Here's our pic…


All the cattle are standing' like statues
All the cattle are standing' like statues
They don't turn their heads as they see me ride by
But a little brown maverick is winking' her eye

Well if that's the case it's gonna be a beautiful morning.

Sorry I got carried away there. And that's no bull.

Okay, okay, here's our honourable mentions:

A little hard of hearing, Amy Sue thought her friends said, 
"Amy Sue, you should date a cow, boy!"


…and then she said "Baaaaaaaaa!" Yeah, well she's really a blond.


Pretty good, huh? Yeah, I thought so too.

But our winner knows me too well and went after my peculiar penchant for pithy puns.

No matter how udderly ridiculous she looked, 
Daisy Mae couldn't help milking it for the camera.
She was just bull-headed like that.

Woot, woot Nicky! (What the hell does that really mean anyway? And do people still say that?) You may be pasture prime but the dufus will still let you hang with him.

What do you say we meet in Hawksbury and take a stroll in the meadow. I hear the corn there is as high as an elephant's eye. We can gaze into each other's eyes and get lost in the husks…or the tusks…until the sky turns to dusk and you tell me how much you like my musk. Or not. It's up to you.

Oh, here's your stinking badge…



It's yours… no, no take it.



Yeah, whatever Cheese Lady. Congratulations anyway.

See y'all next week.
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Nicky said…
Woohoo! I won a date with Dufus! But won't Mrs. D mind? No matter... I have more important things to worry about - like what does one wear to a date in a Hawksbury corn field? And do they make high heeled farmer's boots? :-)
16 November 2013 at 07:41
Shawn Ohara said…
Nicky really know her bull.
Congrats!
16 November 2013 at 08:26
Agent 54 said…
Well done! Actually I'd like medium rare.
16 November 2013 at 08:42
nonamedufus said…
Will Mrs D mind? I dunno. I never asked herbivore.
16 November 2013 at 09:26
nonamedufus said…
I've got a beef with that, Shawn.
16 November 2013 at 09:27
nonamedufus said…
You are a rare one, indeed, 54.
16 November 2013 at 09:28
ReformingGeek said…
That was a great caption and I think she's got the slang down patty, er, pat, but has she ever been cow-tipping?



Thanks for the mention!
16 November 2013 at 10:46
nonamedufus said…
You know they throw those things, eh? It's called a Cow Chip throwing contest…

http://youtu.be/azfzoDV2j6M
16 November 2013 at 12:19
Debra She Who Seeks said…
Hahahahaha, all three are great!
16 November 2013 at 12:21
nonamedufus said…
Oh, yeah, everyone was a comedian this week.
16 November 2013 at 12:45
Shawn Ohara said…
It's funny, but I am pretty sure I have seen herbivore.
16 November 2013 at 16:21
Paula Larew Wooters said…
Dang, that was a good one, Nicky! Congratulations!
16 November 2013 at 17:49
Paula Larew Wooters said…
As for "Woot"... it's obviously taken from my name and means "What the hell, let's party!"
16 November 2013 at 17:50
nonamedufus said…
Great minds think alike, I guess. I'd hate for us to be on the horns of a dilemma.
16 November 2013 at 18:14
nonamedufus said…
She certainly is outstanding in her field isn't she.
16 November 2013 at 18:15
nonamedufus said…
Well I should have said it sooner…and more often. I guess the fall down and go Boom Boom part comes later.
16 November 2013 at 18:16
LOTGK said…
The correct position for "Reverse Cowgirl"
16 November 2013 at 23:02
meleahrebeccah said…
HA! Congrats to Nicky! That was freaking hysterical!
17 November 2013 at 16:07
nonamedufus said…
Mike, Mike, it's Sunday. You're supposed to submit these before Saturday.
17 November 2013 at 16:33
nonamedufus said…
That's a picture of Nicky actually. Um, she's the one on the right by the way.
17 November 2013 at 16:34
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