Pause Ponder and Paraphilia

Okay so this was our pic this week. A little odd, no? You think the pic is odd. You should see some of the captions!

Sheila's family was against the wedding but it was her bear to cross.

Shawn

Thank gawd last night was not a 3 dog night.

Cheryl

It was the very next morning that Judy decided "no more tequila."

moooooog

But my favourite this week hit close to home...

Maryse says Dufus is a total bear in the morning.

Paula "Boom Boom" Wooters

Way to go Boom Boom. That caption had me guffawing. You don't know how close to the truth you are. So this week you be hangin' with dufus. Congratulations, woman.

What shall we do? We don't have a zoo nearby so we can't watch bears. Which is probably just as well. Bears can get pretty horny I hear and I don't think I could bear to watch. (See what I did there?)

Thanks to everyone who left a caption this week. I appreciate you playing along.

Comments

Paula Wooters said…

Oh, yeah! Henry and I will be right over! Fire up the grill and get those steaks marinated... *does happy dance*

15 September 2012 at 08:27

nonamedufus said…

You're on, Paula!

15 September 2012 at 08:50

CaliforniaGirl500 said…

Too funny!!! You're right, the photo is hilarious, the captions more so.

15 September 2012 at 09:46

nonamedufus said…

Oh we get some pretty talented - and funny - captioners around here.

15 September 2012 at 12:24

My Back Pages - November

I know, I know, I know I should have reported in before now. But sometimes real life just gets in the way. I attempted 5 books in November. I say attempted because I slapped a big DNF (did not finish) on Neal Stephenson's Cryptonomicon. I just can't seem to get into this guy. It's the second or third of his I've given up on,

Not so the other four, starting with a biography of Stephen Stills called Change Partners. This followed by a hilarious biography of the guy responsible for National Lampoon called A Stupid and Futile Gesture - How Doug Kenney and National Lampoon Changed Comedy Forever.

I ended the month reading yet another biography, this one of the man behind Rolling Stone magazine,. It was called Sticky Fingers: The Life and Times of Jann Wenner and Rolling Stone Magazine. A fascinating read.

So last month I hit the magic number 50 I'd imagined for myself back in January. If I roll this month into my yearly total I'm at 54 books. And I still have Decem…

Paroxysm Paradox

The weather was unseasonably warm for October. The sun set around 6:30 but the daylight hours were quite enjoyable. So thought Richard, as he set out for his daily walk in the woods. He marvelled at the turning leaves which exhibited an explosion of colour more significant with each passing day.

But Richard knew the turning leaves would soon start to fall. And the trees would soon be bare with no leaves at all. And then the snow would fly and fall from the trees as the leaves had before it.

Richard couldn't help but think of the sudden change to come as a seizure of sorts. And he wasn't looking forward to it. After all, who would welcome a seizure, he thought, as he rolled uncontrollably among the leaves.

This week paroxysm/seizure was the prompt at Two Word Tuesday.

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