Quaid - Whacko
Say what? Oh, yeah. Now you know why they call Southern California "la-la land". These two are a couple of fruit loops.
And Randy can't understand why his more famous brother Dennis is ignoring his warnings. Cue Twilight Zone sound effect: *do-do-do-do, do-do-do-do*
And you thought the Baldwin brothers were Hollywood's haywire family.
I'm starting a petition right now to urge the Government of Canada to send Randy Quaid back to where he came from. Who'll join me?
Think about it. What's next? Charlie Sheen seeks refugee status because he'll be persecuted by prostitutes in his homeland? Paris Hilton hightails it North because someone told her, in her words, "It's hot." Oh, I know, I know. David Spade wants to start life over in a Canadian sit-com. He'd be better off in the witness protection program where no one would see him. Oh, then I guess a Canadian sit-com would be perfect. I mean, holy crap, folks. Canada could soon be deluged by freaked-out unfunny Hollywood types. We could become a dumping ground for around the bend American actors.
And if you let one in, you'll have to let them all in. And you know what'll happen then? Geez, Celine Dion will want to come home.