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Say What? #5

From time to time I like to share with you guys definitions I've come up with for some of the more interesting verification words I've come across while signing on to your blogs. Here's my latest instalment...


The heroine in Stieg Larsson's Millenium series



What one hunter says to the other as they approach an unsuspecting pulark




Not entirely disingenuous





Not your log




Acronym for Don't Eat Some Silly Idiot's Stew




Where the rich people are asked to go in the theatre




There's couch surfing. This is when all you can afford is a cushion.





All that's left after your friends ate the rest of your tostitos

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http://howtobecomeacatladywithoutthecats.blogspot.com said…
Ah... so THAT's what those things mean! I've been collecting a few of these myself... maybe it's time to share...
15 November 2010 at 08:03
nonamedufus said…
Boom Boom: Just one of the many public services dufus is happy to provide
15 November 2010 at 08:22
Anonymous said…
I admit I am guilty of desingem from time to time.

I just stretch the truth a little bit.

hee hee

These are good Nomie!
15 November 2010 at 10:38
nonamedufus said…
Quirks: At least you're not entirely disingenuous. Did you eat the rest of the tstos?
15 November 2010 at 10:52
The Reason You Come said…
Glad you defined those terms; I had about given up, couldn't find them in any dictionary! ;)
15 November 2010 at 14:35
Linda Medrano said…
Tstos sounds like a Russian ornament to me.
15 November 2010 at 15:07
nonamedufus said…
TRYC: Oh, I should have told you they can only be found in the dufus dictionary. Please consult it as often as you like.
15 November 2010 at 15:52
nonamedufus said…
Linda: That's right they hang their tstos on their tstrismas trees.
15 November 2010 at 15:54
00dozo said…
Heh, heh. "Punkiest" - that was quite the 'co-inky-dinky' (and exactly what I thought too!).
15 November 2010 at 16:11
Leeuna said…
Hahaaa! I love these. Sometimes the words even make sense. I think the tstos was my favorite. :)
15 November 2010 at 16:17
nonamedufus said…
00dozo: Yeah, you like that, eh?
15 November 2010 at 16:21
nonamedufus said…
Leeuna: That definition just seemed like a natural.
15 November 2010 at 16:23
Nicky said…
And here I thought tstos was that nasty stuff between your toes when you pull your socks off. Huh. Learn something new everyday.
15 November 2010 at 22:10
K A B L O O E Y said…
Just got one: gustrise. The phenomenon that lands panty-less pseudo-celebrities in Star magazine, when they exit limos wearing short dresses into blustery weather. First observed in more innocent times, circa mid-fifties, by Marilyn Monroe in Seven Year Itch. But she wore panties.
15 November 2010 at 23:27
HumorSmith said…
Never at a loss for words, it's good to see you even occasionally pilfer yours from somewhere else. Nice pilfering.

Remember, "Nothin' says lovin' like somethin' from the oven, and pilfering says it best."
16 November 2010 at 04:07
nonamedufus said…
KABLOOEY: That's a very good one. I like it.
16 November 2010 at 07:30
nonamedufus said…
Mike: Damn, you found me. Was it the platypus on my head that gave me away?
16 November 2010 at 07:32
nonamedufus said…
HumorSmith: Pilfering says it best, indeed. That kinda explains the internet, doesn't it.
16 November 2010 at 07:36
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