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I Feel Bloggy

You got nothin' on dufus, girl.

I feel bloggy
Oh so bloggy
I feel bloggy and witty today
And I pity
Any blog that isn't mine, okay?

I've been writing
Yes been writing
It's fright'ning the writing I've done
And so witty
That I really have been having fun

See that funny pun in the comments there?
Who can that commenter be?
Such a funny line
Such a funny phrase
Such a punny style
Such a punny ME!


I feel punning
And entrancing
Feel like punning
And joking with glee
For you love
Yes, a pretty wonderful ME!


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I feel bloggy
Oh so bloggy
That blog friends should comment to me
Just a comment
Should be left to honour me

I feel happy
I feel funny
I feel happy and funny, I'm fine
What's so funny?
Quirkyloon likes her own behind!

See the punny guy on the internet
(Internet, where?)
What can his avatar be?   

Such a funny line
Such a funny phrase
Such a punny style
Such a punny ME!

I've been foolin'
And been joshin'
Felt like pulling the wool o'er your eyes
'Cause I'm just
A humour blogger kinda guy!

"That Dufus is so hot"
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Donnie said…
Was I supposed to sing that to a song from West Side Story? Somehow, it just ain't fittin' in iambic pentameter...
2 September 2010 at 08:56
00dozo said…
Have they been adjusting your meds lately??
2 September 2010 at 09:01
nonamedufus said…
Don: Yeah, it fits "I Feel Pretty" perfectly "I feel bloggy, oh so bloggy..."
2 September 2010 at 09:02
nonamedufus said…
00dozo: Yeah, actually, I had an IV, Monday. How'd you know?
2 September 2010 at 09:02
Tarheel Rambler said…
Paris was high on coke when she made that statement, wasn't she?
2 September 2010 at 11:22
Anonymous said…
Hee hee hee!

Thanks for the shoutout and of course, I love my behind. There's so much of it to lurve!

hee hee

Great song parody. And as a non-lesbian gal, Natalie was hawt!
2 September 2010 at 11:45
nonamedufus said…
Tarheel Rambler: Heaven's no. I paid her big bucks for that endorsement.
2 September 2010 at 11:46
nonamedufus said…
Quirks: You're a little behind today in your commenting (heh,heh). Natalie was hot, yes.
2 September 2010 at 11:47
Unfinished Rambler said…
Was the photo of Paris taken before or after her latest escapade? And are you really proud of a known drug fiend being in love with you? ;)

Oh, wait, that's not Paris Hilton? My bad. :)
2 September 2010 at 12:51
nonamedufus said…
UR: After her latest escapade. I'm trying to rehabilitate her. First thing I'll do is smack (no pun intended) her every time she says "That's hot".
2 September 2010 at 13:02
Leeuna said…
Glad you're feeling bloggy today, Dufe. Paris looks kinda goofy today though...oh wait, she always looks that way. du-ohhh.
2 September 2010 at 14:45
nonamedufus said…
Leeuna: Your comment was hot!
2 September 2010 at 15:13
Nicky said…
I've got some bad news for you. You may be feeling bloggy, but Riff is dead and Tony killed Bernardo. Sorry dude.
2 September 2010 at 19:20
brookeamanda said…
I want to have some of whatever you were on when you came up with that. It's brillant!!!!!
2 September 2010 at 21:54
MikeWJ at Too Many Mornings said…
You're drinking again, aren't you?
3 September 2010 at 00:59
nonamedufus said…
Nicky: You mean there isn't a place for us tonight after all?
3 September 2010 at 07:44
nonamedufus said…
brookeamanda: It's available only through prescription. But I might be able to get you a referral.
3 September 2010 at 07:46
nonamedufus said…
Mike: What on earth makes you say that? **I feel happy, I feel funny, I feel happy and funny, I'm fine**
3 September 2010 at 07:49
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