The race was too close to call when, suddenly and without warning, Kato ate his horse.
As a demonstration sport for the 2016 Olympics, here we see the new combined event of steeplechase for sushi.
Nakamura prepares to activate his wasabi-powered nitro booster. Seven horses and their jockeys will die instantly.
Samurai Air Polo...Hai-Ya!
If I can't out run them, then I'll gas them!
Professional racing horse - $38,000Hiring ninjas to assassinate original jockey - $12,000Articulate schematics for optimal physics - $85Large bowl of spicy udon noodles - $8.99Watching the result after weeks of preparation just to see E. Honda fart on a horse ---------- priceless
The horses drew straws for which jockey they got to have. Today just wasn't #14 Storm Chaser's day.
"And it's Igor in the lead, with Julia a close second, followed by ... Oh, wait! Karl has veered way westward and has taken himself out of the race! Oh, race fans what a day it has been in the Hurricane Triple Crown!"(yeah, yeah ...I'm obsessed.)
Somewhere, there's a 90 pound guy preparing to wrestle someone four times his size.
When the Oshima stable recruited the dim-witted, yet enthusiastic new sumo trainee, it didn't occur to the hefty lad that he'd wandered into the wrong type of stable. Poor Akinori is about to massively lose face when he discovers his mistake.
With the economy and job market as it is, Hiroto had to take the first available job he could find. Coincidentally, later that day horse # 14 realized that being unemployed wasn't all that bad after all.
The Olympic Organizing Committee has approved Thoroughbred-Sumo racing for the London Olympics
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