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Pause Ponder and Pinch/Sunday Funnies


So here are the results for our 50th Pause Ponder and Pun caption contest.  I'm so excited I got a little head start on our *hic* celebrating. I used to drink "50" in my youth, in the days before Canadian breweries had long-neck bottles. These beers came in "stubbies". Okay, enough with the history lesson - and the nasty diminutive sexual innuendos. Let's see what our captioners brewed up this week...

Tgoette "gave" us:

"Aww, you have a tattoo of a kitten behind your ear! That's so gangsta!:


Moooooog made his "presents" known with:

..and then Tyra pulled off the mask to reveal that 50 Cent has been Carrot Top all along.


Whitey - you all remember my older brother Whitey - "gifted" us with:

50 Cent's stock plummets when Tyra pulls a quarter from his ear.


Newcomer â™¥ Vicki ♥ "unwrapped" this one:

"Wow, 50, that's a pimpin' pimple you got there!"


But it was Renal Failure who "blew out the candles" with:


Tyra's failed attempt at the Vulcan Nerve Pinch has some unexpected results. She'll have to throw that couch out now.

Way to go R.F. You be the winner of the 50th anniversary edition of Pause Ponder and Pun. You da man and you be hangin' with the dufus! w00t, w00t (Will someone please tell me what the hell that means?)


I don't know how you folks did it. This must have been the lamest pic I've posted yet but the captions were hilarious. Thanks to all for playing this week - and over the last year. See y'all next week.


Now back to our regularly scheduled programming...

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00dozo said…
Congrats to Renal Failure! And 'pennies' for the thoughts of the honourees!

"50" in a stubby! I used to drink that! *burp*

You scored a touchdown with the funnies this week, dufus! ("Kindle" - bwhahahaha!)

;-)
12 September 2010 at 09:19
nonamedufus said…
00dozo: Ah, a fellow 50 imbiber! I loved that kindle cartoon too.
12 September 2010 at 09:55
Anonymous said…
Mucho congratulations to Renal Failure and all of his/her fifty alternate personalities! hee hee

AND how kind of you Nomie to share with us your latest brain scan!

hee hee
12 September 2010 at 13:29
nonamedufus said…
Quirks: Yeah that's right RF does have multiple personalities.

Actually, my real brain scan came back from the doctor's. They couldn't find anything. Ba-rump-bump.
12 September 2010 at 13:52
Donnie said…
Have to hand it to Renal Failure. That was very clever and actually made me laugh. Something about sexual under/overtones do that to me. Make me laugh I mean.
12 September 2010 at 15:53
nonamedufus said…
Don: That was somewhat of a titillating comment, Don. nyuk, nyuk.
12 September 2010 at 16:46
MikeWJ at Too Many Mornings said…
Hey, NoName, I've been kind of taking a break but I wanted to let you know that you're doing a great job. That 9/11 tribute was awesome (I'd never see the firetruck photo before, and it's frightening), and who needs brain cells when you've got a 4-hour erection? Congratulations on the successful completion of your radiation treatements. I know it sucked.
12 September 2010 at 22:00
nonamedufus said…
Mike: We all need a break from time to time. I took 3 weeks away from the blog over the summer. But I see you've been going back through some of my previous posts of the week and that's great. I appreciate your visit and your kind words. I look forward to your return.
12 September 2010 at 22:09
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