A Republican reads the new Health Care bill.
This is what happens when your prison shank doesn't come with instructions.
You can always tell when Bill's wife has her period.
Doc, I keep getting these migraines...Yes, it's a stabbing pain, originating in my left temple...It's killing me!
I heard Walt was going under the knife...oops!
Surgery Fail!word veri:ecomess
"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you a butcher knife, make BRAINZ!"word veri: methypol
Day #2 of Jim's 'stay-at-home-Dad' experiment.
"All I said to my wife was her ass was getting a little large!"The Old Silly
As a practical joke, someone replaced Charlie's regular cutting board with one made out of Flubber.
Now, just blow on the other end and see if my eyes uncross.
That should read, Now just blow IN the other end and see if my eyes uncross.
So you're unhappy that I forgot to take the trash out again?
Honey, have you seen the new kitchen knife? Be careful, though, it's sharp!
Fuckin' teenage kids.
The Food Network gets weirder and weirder...
All I said was "Burned offerings for supper AGAIN!?!" And look what it got me, just look!
Look into my eyes. Look deeply into my eyes.Now you will see a large knife sticking thru my head... Now pull it out and stick it up...
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