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Sunday Funnies

I hope everyone had a good Halloween and I hope you enjoyed our boo-fest over at Humor Bloggers Dot Com.

Hysteria broke out this week, at least in Canada, as the swine flu...oops, sorry... H1N1 flu vaccine began to roll out. The media whipped the nation into a frenzy with daily reports of clinics where people waited over 4 hours; shortages of the vaccine; and contradictory instructions of what constituted "at risk" and just who should be vaccinated first. It was funny when they changed the name of swine flu to H1N1 because people were referring to it as hinie flu. Now it may as well be called whiny flu!










Comments

thinkinfyou said…
LOL! I love truthful humor!
Quirkyloon said…
Hilarious! That last one really had me rolling!


word veri: bencie
nonamedufus said…
thinkinfyou: You've got to laugh. If you believed the hysteria the media's whipped up you'd be a basket case.
nonamedufus said…
Quirks: Psst, wanna buy some vaccine real cheap?
John J Savo said…
Say hello to the fear blitz of 2009.
nonamedufus said…
John: Oh, you got it!
Leeuna said…
All this flu spew from the media is giving me nightmares. Last night I dreamed that the WHO was under my bed. (And no, not the 60's rock band. That would've been okay.)
nonamedufus said…
Leeuna: They couldn't have been under your bed. Everyone knows WHO's on first!
Don said…
Oh well, in this country the vaccine will eventually make it's rounds. I took it in '76 and their was concern about some neurological side effects. I had no problems, and now I'm hearing that I may still retain some of the antibodies from it. Cool. I'm part pig!
Don said…
Oh, one more thing. Yeah, I came out okay with the candy sales. I bought $27 worth for slightly over 16 bucks. Yea me!
nonamedufus said…
Don: I always had my suspicions.
nonamedufus said…
Don: And did you give it out or eat it yourself. I ask because of what you said in the previous comment.
nonamedufus said…
Amy: Glad you enjoyed them.
MA Fat Woman said…
I'm gonna get a vaccine for my vaccines!
Sorcerer said…
roflmao..
wow!!

awesome!!
nonamedufus said…
MA Fat Woman: You'll have to line up to do it!
nonamedufus said…
Sorcerer: You can always tell how big a story is by the editorial cartoons about it. This one's off the richter scale.
Chrystal K. said…
I'm a little scared of it myself.
nonamedufus said…
Chystal: Oh, It's a scary issue to be sure. Both the disease and the cock-up of a government response resulting in shortages and long line-ups.

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