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A Lot of Kissing Up Going On


Okay, I think I'm just gonna call this caption contest Weekly Moooooog Mania. The moooooogster has turned in the winning caption for the second week in a row with....

And later that same evening President Ahmadinejad showed Ben his mighty warhead.

Well done moooooog. You be...

Oh, and by the way, last week I was hanging with Mad-Mad Margo. Yep, she awarded me a Golden Phallus for winning her caption contest last Saturday. You can read all about it here.
Thanks Margo. Of course the fact that I did a full-length feature of your contribution to the Humor Bloggers Dot Com Injustice Campaign probably had nothing to do with my success. Nah, I'd give it back if I thought my brown-nosing resulted in my receiving this award...not.

I practice safe brown-nosing




Comments

Me-Me King said…
Great job as usual, moooooog!

Now, wait a minute, you think I can be swayed by some flowery words telling everyone how great I am in your post dedicated solely to me?

Huh, interesting.
Quirkyloon said…
A brown nosing condom?

Just where is the nose going to?

On second thought, please do not answer. I don't think I want to knows, erm, I mean know.

Hee hee hee

word veri: reicos
nonamedufus said…
Me-Me: Hey, I'll try almost anything.
nonamedufus said…
Quirks: You need a vaccine against H1N1 flu. And you need one of these against hinie flu. Better safe (ha,ha) than sorry (sometimes I crack -bwa-ha-ha-ha -myself up).
Don said…
I've started looking for caption contest that moooooog does not enter. I can't find any. Besides, that's no guarantee I'm going to win anyway. Where there's one moooooog there's another in the waiting.
nonamedufus said…
Don: Look up in the sky. It's a bird, it's a plane...it's the midget man of steel.
CatLadyLarew said…
You gotta get up pretty early in the morning to scoop moooooog on these! Congrats once again, Midget Man of Steel!
nonamedufus said…
Cat Lady: Yeah he sure gets up early!
Mr. Knucklehead said…
You guys keep showering Moog with compliments, his ego's gonna be taller than HE is.
nonamedufus said…
DK: Heh, heh, I think you're too late.
Moooooog35 said…
Two weeks running?

Wow...that coupon I sent you for buy-one-get-one-free Depends Undergarments is really paying dividends.

Thanks!!
nonamedufus said…
Moooooog: Yeah I photocopied it and now have a year's worth. Congrats.

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