"Spike couldn't figure out why he wasn't chosen for the 2011 Pin Up Calendar..."
Anonymous said…
"I thought this was how I could become a pin-ball wizard!"
OR
Growing up, Albert always felt ignored by his Mother. All she ever did was sew. Twenty years later, Albert still seeking his Mother's approval visits her. Her nose is still in her sewing machine.
"Mom! Mom! Can you see me now? I'm a pincushion!"
Ack, I'd delete that last one, but it took too long to type. hee hee
Stephen, who held advanced degrees in Education and Mathematics, wondered why he was never able to get a job teaching Algebra at the local high school.
Anonymous said…
Meet Mr. November in this year's Goth Culture Clubs Charity Pin-Up Calendar! Partial proceeds go towards helping victims of poor decision- making pay for reconstructive surgery and laser tattoo removal. - G
Okay guys. I need your o-pin-ion on this.
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"Spike couldn't figure out why he wasn't chosen for the 2011 Pin Up Calendar..."
OR
Growing up, Albert always felt ignored by his Mother. All she ever did was sew. Twenty years later, Albert still seeking his Mother's approval visits her. Her nose is still in her sewing machine.
"Mom! Mom! Can you see me now? I'm a pincushion!"
Ack, I'd delete that last one, but it took too long to type. hee hee
;-)
Ha! I totally missed the "pin-up" reference. Good one!
The day you realize that you waited too long to join an online dating service.