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Pause, Ponder and Pun

On your mark, get set...caption!

Okay, some of you guys have a great track record, coming in first place several times. It's time for an upstart to cross the finish line. Let's see if we can pass the baton to someone else this week. On the other hand, perhaps one of you previous winners can shatter the Dufus world record with a new number of wins!


See you Saturday...
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http://howtobecomeacatladywithoutthecats.blogspot.com said…
Pick me! Pick me!

(My caption... not my shameless attempt to garner another Dufus award... or IS it?)
7 October 2009 at 08:33
Nooter said…
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7 October 2009 at 09:54
Nooter said…
in a last ditch effort to garner improved ratings, 'desperate housewives' latest episode explores whether north american runner teri hatcher is actually a woman.

nancy grace guest stars.
7 October 2009 at 09:57
Moooooog35 said…
What I always saw in my rear view mirror, circa 1985.
7 October 2009 at 10:00
Moooooog35 said…
Relays were so much more elegant before the Kenyans got involved.
7 October 2009 at 10:19
Donnie said…
Ugh. That's a tough one. I'll get back with you later on that one.
7 October 2009 at 10:47
Anonymous said…
For the benefit of Stevie Wonder.

We told him they were two hot Playboy twins running.
7 October 2009 at 12:14
Me-Me King said…
Looks as if Dolly Parton will take second place in the Country Music Marathon.
7 October 2009 at 13:05
Me-Me King said…
Martina McBride is clearly the winner in this year's Country Music Marathon. Dolly Parton places second.
7 October 2009 at 13:09
Winky Twinky said…
Hey look...Thelma and Louise are back!
7 October 2009 at 13:54
Anonymous said…
I have no idea how to caption it,but I have to give those guys credit,running in heels is hard as shit.
7 October 2009 at 16:34
MikeWJ at Too Many Mornings said…
Now the race is on and here comes pride up the back stretch
Heartaches are going to the inside
My tears are holding back, trying not to fall
My heart's out of the running
True love's scratched for another's sake
The race is on and it looks like heartaches
And the winner loses all

The Race is On ~ Don Rollins
7 October 2009 at 17:10
MikeWJ at Too Many Mornings said…
Thanks to his unprecedented success in finding a new outfit at the annual Barneys Warehouse Sale, Frank knew that he'd won the race long before he got to the track with the other "girls."
7 October 2009 at 17:18
MikeWJ at Too Many Mornings said…
Frank realized he'd won the 12th annual "Chicks with Sticks 5K Run for the Gloryhole" when Tom blew out his left nut on turn three and fell far behind.
7 October 2009 at 17:22
Kirsten said…
Okay! Okay! We get it! You're not a hermaphrodite! You're all woman!
7 October 2009 at 19:03
Anonymous said…
"I found her! I found her! I found Dolly Parton and she's ready to kick my butt!"
7 October 2009 at 20:16
Jeremy from We Took the Bait said…
A still from the newest addition to the Game Show Network's fall lineup "Who Wants To Outrun Phyllis Diller?"
8 October 2009 at 00:18
Chris said…
In an effort to finally win an Olympic medal, two white guys had elective surgery and entered the women's track and field competition.
8 October 2009 at 23:41
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