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Pause Ponder and Pun #54


Go ahead.

You know you want to.

More about our "winner" Saturday.

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Hey, I'm not that stupid... 'cause I'm not the designated driver! I'll just sit here and wait til one comes along.
vickilikesfrogs said…
"Stupid" practiced his sideways blow-jobs while he waited for someone to come along with a bottle opener.
renalfailure said…
This Adam Sandler remake of "Of Mice and Men" just isn't doing it for me.
Whitey said…
The creator of the "I'm With Stupid" T-shirt celebrates his first million.
Anonymous said…
Hee hee hee. I'm quite sure I can't outdo the above entries. But I'll try!

"Hey, why does this hurt my teeth when I try to take the cap off? Yee-ouch!"
Moooooog35 said…
Jim misunderstood when his friends told him that great beers have a good head.
00dozo said…
In the back seat of his '57 Chevy, John visually instructs his girlfriend on how to ... drink a beer.
Linda Medrano said…
Ted is training to be a Navy Seal.
RA said…
No comment needed.
Ziva said…
For the life of him Johnny couldn't understand why drinking beer always gave him a toothache.
Nicky said…
And with a single gesture, Biff disproves Darwin's Theory of Evolution.
.... and this is one of the main reasons why women want equality.
K A B L O O E Y said…
Redundancy Department? Got another case for ya.

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