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We Come On The Sloop John P

If you've ever been to a marina you'll have seen some nifty names that boat owners have painted on the back side (that'd be aft for all you sailors) of their boat.

The Associated Press reported earlier this week that the city of Salisbury Massachusetts has a new poop sloop. Yeah. Uh-huh. That's a boat that travels from boat to boat and pumps out onboard septic systems.

An unreasonable facsimile

After reviewing hundreds of suggestions the Harbor Commission settled on the name Down Winder. There were apparently plenty of clever suggestions from the public. They included Poo Bear, Pumpty Dumpty, Poop Sloop and Dung Dingy.

I can think of a few more.

The Poop Deck

The Mooner Schooner

Poop Wrestle Vessel

Not Too Late To Defecate

The Shit Ship

The Dump Sump Pump

Shitty Shitty Bang Bang

The It Don't Float Boat

Yellow Is Mellow But Brown Gets Flushed Down

The Septic Sub

It Stinks/Sucks To Be Me

There's Something In The Air

The Crapper Zapper

Captain Ty-D-Bol out of a job

I'm sure there are more. But after thinking these ones up, I'm pooped.


CatLadyLarew said…
Hey, you left out Mental Poop! What will Moooooog say?
CatLadyLarew said…
Make that Mental Poo... but don't blame me... I'm on drugs!
Anonymous said…
Oooh! Nasty. That's a job I wouldn't want to do! I had totally forgotten about the Ty-D-Bol man. His acting career sure went down the pooper, didn't it? - G
nonamedufus said…
Boom-Boom: Drugs'll do that sometimes. Um, what were we taking about?
nonamedufus said…
Georgina: Aw, I wish I'd have thought of that one. Well done!
00dozo said…
How about:

Ka-Ka Ketch
Septic Tanker
Privy Privateer
Diarrhea Dingy
Wilnot Windjammer

Yeah, kinda having shitty week myself.
Anonymous said…
Hee hee! Personally, I like Crapper Zapper.

She and I are close friends. Erm, sorry about that. Thinking out loud again.

hee hee
nonamedufus said…
00dozo: Oh those are good! I'm particularly fond of "Wilnot Windjammer". hahaha
nonamedufus said…
Quirks: I think that might fall under TMI. (Too Much Imodium - hahahahahah)
Linda Medrano said…
I'm tired after considering all these crappy name suggestions.
Jen said…
I like Dung Dingy, we don't use the word dung enough and it should be utilized more.
nonamedufus said…
Linda: Aw, and I thought you liked me for my self-defecating sense of humour.
nonamedufus said…
Jen: We want DUNG! We want DUNG! That's what I say when I go to the Chinese restaurant where they serve Hu Phlung Dung.
00dozo said…

Fecal Ferry
Turd Trawler
Crapper Commodore

and, just for Jen,

Dung Dugout

(yeah, I'm having way too much fun with this)

Jeff said…
How about the SS Disgusting Payload?
nonamedufus said…
00dozo: Wow, Turd Trawler. Am I ever impressed. You should have written this post!
nonamedufus said…
Jeff: Yeah, I don't think I'd want to be Captain of your shit, er, ship.
Nicky said…
How about the Flush Bucket? Or the Fecal Floater? The Ship Stain?

This is kinda fun....
nonamedufus said…
Nicky: I think I may have started something.
nonamedufus said…
Tarheel Rambler: Great one. It's not a job I'd want!

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