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Pause Ponder and Pun #54


Go ahead.

You know you want to.

More about our "winner" Saturday.

Comments

CatLadyLarew said…
Hey, I'm not that stupid... 'cause I'm not the designated driver! I'll just sit here and wait til one comes along.
vickilikesfrogs said…
"Stupid" practiced his sideways blow-jobs while he waited for someone to come along with a bottle opener.
renalfailure said…
This Adam Sandler remake of "Of Mice and Men" just isn't doing it for me.
Whitey said…
The creator of the "I'm With Stupid" T-shirt celebrates his first million.
Quirkyloon said…
Hee hee hee. I'm quite sure I can't outdo the above entries. But I'll try!

"Hey, why does this hurt my teeth when I try to take the cap off? Yee-ouch!"
Moooooog35 said…
Jim misunderstood when his friends told him that great beers have a good head.
00dozo said…
In the back seat of his '57 Chevy, John visually instructs his girlfriend on how to ... drink a beer.
Linda Medrano said…
Ted is training to be a Navy Seal.
RA said…
No comment needed.
Ziva said…
For the life of him Johnny couldn't understand why drinking beer always gave him a toothache.
Nicky said…
And with a single gesture, Biff disproves Darwin's Theory of Evolution.
.... and this is one of the main reasons why women want equality.
K A B L O O E Y said…
Redundancy Department? Got another case for ya.

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