Skip to main content

Pause Ponder and Pun #56


OK.

You know what to do.

Leave your captions.

I'll do my best to strip them down to a winning entry Saturday.

Comments

The officers misunderstood when Jonathan said he was hung like a battering ram.
00dozo said…
Seamus was ejected from the Streaker's Convention for not being circumcised.

(ROTFLMAO @ Boom Boom!)
Anonymous said…
The man in the black jacket walking "behind" thinking: "I wonder if he's had a Brazillian wax lately, so smooth and tight."
Whitey said…
It's not the first time Terry has been undressed by an opponent. It is the first time he's been arrested for it, though.
Tarheel Rambler said…
The guys told him what would happen if he didn't take a shower soon.
skeeter said…
New mascot-FAIL!
00dozo said…
Seamus misunderstood his invitation for Axe's 'Clean Your Balls' infomercial.
Marie Nicole said…
I can finally scratch off item # 83 from my bucket list... Tomorrow item #91 "wake-up in jail" can also be scratched out!
renalfailure said…
At least he kept his socks on.
Tgoette said…
Though Larry liked to bill himself as the "human divining rod," the only things he found that night were cheerleaders.

Popular posts from this blog

Sunday Funnies

The Polka Dot Door

A long time ago, when I was 22, my first child was born.  That kid grew up on a little Canadian kid's show called Polka Dot Door, produced by the TV Ontario network.  And Dad, more often than not, sat through those shows with his little one. Nine or so years later when a brother, and a year after that when a sister came along number one son was moving on to Knight Rider and The Dukes of Hazzard.  But there was a nice overlap where his siblings picked up where he had left off with Polka Dot Door.  And Dad was right there to welcome them. So you're looking at a Polka Dot Door veteran.  The show began in 1971 and ran to 1993.  I didn't watch the full run but I did get in my fair share.  The formula was pretty simple.  A young male and female host, which seemed to change every week, sang songs, told stories, made crafts and generally did their best stimulate little brains.  The show opened as follows... Imagination Day!  Oh boy!  You know what happens on Imagination D

SuperBowl Ads

Well, the game didn't go my way, but some of the American Super Bowl Ads (found at: http://www.myspace.com/superbowlads ) turned my crank... Diet Pepsi Max Super Bowl Ad: Wake Up People Ginseng & Caffeine Bud Light Wine & Cheese Party Super Bowl Commercial Bridgestone Tire Super Bowl Commercial: Squirrel vs Car Garmin Nuvi Super Bowl Commercial: Napolean Finds His Way w/ GPS Bud Light Super Bowl Ad: Immigrants with Carlos Mencia Planters Nuts Super Bowl Commercial: Woman Attracts Men w/ Nuts Pepsi Stuff Super Bowl Commercial: Justin Timberlake Bud Light Super Bowl Commercial: Cave Man Invents Wheel Coca Cola Super BOwl Commercial: Parade Balloon Victoria's Secret Super Bowl Commercial with Adriana Lima Book: Clapton - The Autobiography by Eric Clapton Music: New Seasons by The Sadies