Just when you think you've pretty much seen it all along comes a story that leaves you - in a word - dumbfounded.
I came across an article on msnbc's web site last week that made my jaw drop. Turns out a woman in Costa Mesa, California had been driving around in her car for TEN months with a dead woman in the passenger seat.
Police responded to a complaint that a car was blocking someone's driveway and when they arrived the first thing they noticed was the stench coming from the car. They broke the window to check it out and found the mummified body of a homeless woman - she sure was now - and a box of baking soda, which apparently wasn't masking the smell very well.
The woman who owned the car said she was scared to call police when she discovered the body and that she'd kinda gotten used to the smell.
I don't know. Why the heck would this woman drive around with a dead body in her car?
Did she want to take advantage of family night at the drive in?
Did she feel safer driving through dark neighbourhoods pretending there were two people in the car?
Did she like the fact the dead person didn't keep asking her to change the radio station?
Was it two-for-one night at the McDonald's drive-thru?
I know. I know.
She got to drive in the commuter lane during rush hour!
Police say they conducted tests to determine the identity of the woman.
While they're at it they should conduct some tests on the other woman's brain to determine whether or not she has one.
I came across an article on msnbc's web site last week that made my jaw drop. Turns out a woman in Costa Mesa, California had been driving around in her car for TEN months with a dead woman in the passenger seat.
Police responded to a complaint that a car was blocking someone's driveway and when they arrived the first thing they noticed was the stench coming from the car. They broke the window to check it out and found the mummified body of a homeless woman - she sure was now - and a box of baking soda, which apparently wasn't masking the smell very well.
The woman who owned the car said she was scared to call police when she discovered the body and that she'd kinda gotten used to the smell.
I don't know. Why the heck would this woman drive around with a dead body in her car?
Did she want to take advantage of family night at the drive in?
This movie kills me!
Did she feel safer driving through dark neighbourhoods pretending there were two people in the car?
Did she like the fact the dead person didn't keep asking her to change the radio station?
Was it two-for-one night at the McDonald's drive-thru?
If she's not dead already, those Big Macs'll sure kill her.
I know. I know.
She got to drive in the commuter lane during rush hour!
Doesn't specify they both should be alive.
Police say they conducted tests to determine the identity of the woman.
While they're at it they should conduct some tests on the other woman's brain to determine whether or not she has one.
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The older I get the less surprised I am by the potential for batshit crazy in the human mind.
I had to Google Wonderbaum/Little Tree. Oh, yeah, those pine tree "air fresheners" are the worst!
Carpool Lane.
I rest my case.
I also thought she was going for the carpool lane, but then I had another important thought:
The zombies ate her brain!
Hence, she doesn't have one!
Come on. You know you'd pay to see that happen!
What I don't understand is that nobody noticed it earlier. Egad!
(Yeah... I come by my weirdness honestly.)
Or maybe not.
Wouldnt there be a stench?
Carpool Lane.
I rest my case.
Or maybe not.
Wouldnt there be a stench?