New Year's Three-Way

Happy new year's folks. Have you recovered sufficiently from your revelling? We're off to a great start with the new year's edition of our caption contest, largely at the expense of poor Dick.

For example, ba_hutch thought our threesome was a...

a tramp, a gramp and a scamp

Mr. Knucklehead countered with...

Glad isn't dead, thought WAS dead, and wish were dead

Me-Me weighed in with...

A pea, a pimp and shrimp

But it was Don from Beyond Left Field who didn't mince words with...

Scag, Hag and Fag

Congrats Don. You're the first of 2010 to be hangin' with the Dufus.

Oh, and Don's made a resolution to go on a diet this year...

Comments

Mr. Condescending said…

Haha those were all great, but Don did come through with the fag!

2 January 2010 at 07:59

http://howtobecomeacatladywithoutthecats.blogspot.com said…

Way to go, Don! Good luck with that diet.... may you end up as slim and trim as the fag. (Well, maybe not THAT slim and trim.)

2 January 2010 at 08:25

nonamedufus said…

Mr. C: That almost sounds like TMI.

2 January 2010 at 10:04

nonamedufus said…

CL: Maybe Don'll become a fan of diet Dr. Pepper!

2 January 2010 at 10:25

Anonymous said…

Congrats to Don.

He doesn't mince words does he?

Those were really funny Nomie. hee hee hee

word veri: floutt

2 January 2010 at 11:07

Me-Me King said…

Congrats to Don!!!

Thanks for the shout out, Dufus!

Happy New Year!!!

2 January 2010 at 11:27

Donnie said…

Yea me!!! Congratulations Don. You're the Greatest man! Awww shucks. It wasn't anything.
I'm sorry...split personalty you know.

2 January 2010 at 11:48

nonamedufus said…

Quirks: He's to the point. You always know where you stand with Don.

2 January 2010 at 12:03

nonamedufus said…

Me-Me: Hey, you came close.

2 January 2010 at 12:03

nonamedufus said…

Don: He's the man....uh, ah, you the man.

2 January 2010 at 12:05

Me-Me King said…

Congrats to Don!!!

Thanks for the shout out, Dufus!

Happy New Year!!!

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