What's going on? My feather duster keeps sneaking back into the house saying it wants me back.
I used to think that was one of the stupidest commercials known to man and cleaning products. But you know, it's grown on me. It's one of those things that gets funnier every time I see it.
Speaking of stupid things, now Brangelina appear to be on the brink of nevermore...quoth the raven. Yep, their 5 year, 33 kid relationship appears to be coming to an end. Gossip sites say they've already been to the lawyer to split up their joint $300 million fortune.
But wait, another site says it's hogwash. Now there's a word that show's my age. They're not splitting up it says. A third site says "maybe".
And what's up with that term Brangelina. These people have names. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. Why didn't they call them Angerad or Pittlie or, geez I don't know Brad and Angelina.
It's like they're a corporation or something. Brangelina Inc.
They're rich enough to be one. And now it seems they've come to a parting of the ways. What a couple of assets. Assets...not asshats.
So what do you think set it off? Did Angelina want to adopt more kids? Did Brad refuse to shave that silly goaty-looking goatee off? Woah! Talk about your feather dusters.
Does anyone really care?
If you ask me, it's only a matter of time before one is telling the other those three little words...