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That's Just Not Right - Pause, Ponder and Pun



It's up to you.

Why not take a whack at it.

Leave a caption in the comments and we'll see you here back on Saturday to see who cracked us up. (Oh, that was bad.)

Don't forget to visit cheeky Me-Me and see what she's got going on in her caption challenge today.

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Sorry, folks, it must be the chemo meds, but I ran this a day early.  Since there were already 5 comments when I discovered this I've flipped this with today's intended post...but hit away with your captions!
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Moooooog35 said…
Revolutionary War historians reveal the actual source of the 'shot heard round the world.'
19 January 2010 at 07:39
Moooooog35 said…
..and Jimmy always remembered to put his toys away after that.
19 January 2010 at 07:39
ba_hutch said…
Thank you sir, may I have another?
19 January 2010 at 07:39
ba_hutch said…
My ass is all ears.
19 January 2010 at 07:40
Moooooog35 said…
Does this paddle make my ass look red?
19 January 2010 at 07:40
Donnie said…
I was wondering why the early post. You're forgiven. A clap of thunder followed by a massive shockwave shot through the drunken masses.
19 January 2010 at 09:46
Anonymous said…
"Can you feel it now? Old Man? What's that? I said, can you feel it now?"

Paddle made by Verizon
19 January 2010 at 10:04
Chris said…
"This is NOT the AMA-approved method of taking a suppository!"
19 January 2010 at 13:00
Tgoette said…
As the new face of Fox News, Sarah Palin expected a certain degree of hazing by her co-workers.

"...And that's for making us lose the election, bitch!"
19 January 2010 at 19:27
Tgoette said…
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19 January 2010 at 19:29
Tgoette said…
Starving Students Pest Control is called to the house of actor Richard Gere to handle a rodent problem.
19 January 2010 at 19:30
ReformingGeek said…
I never go anywhere without my whoopie cushion.
19 January 2010 at 21:08
Whitey said…
Finally, proof positive that Prince Charles does have his head up his ass.
19 January 2010 at 22:42
MikeWJ at Too Many Mornings said…
Anxious to prove that "Bob" was actually a Ferengi spy, Tom used just enough force to reveal the alien's ears.
20 January 2010 at 00:20
MikeWJ at Too Many Mornings said…
Professor Emeritus had an usual way of demonstrating that, just like a pebble tossed in a pond, a seemingly small event can create ripples that have catastrophic consequences. But nobody ever forgot the lesson they learned that day. Especially Bob, who eventually learned to sleep standing up.
20 January 2010 at 00:24
MikeWJ at Too Many Mornings said…
"Hmmm. I'm surprised, class. I really thought the paddle would break with this much force. Let's call MythBusters."
20 January 2010 at 00:26
Me-Me King said…
The day Silly Putty was invented.
20 January 2010 at 14:51
Anonymous said…
I've heard of the "butterfly effect" and the " ripple effect", but never the "butt-cheek effect?"
20 January 2010 at 19:09
http://howtobecomeacatladywithoutthecats.blogspot.com said…
How Dumbo's ears got on Sidney's ass, we'll never know. Now the only question that remains is, "Where is Dumbo's trunk?"
21 January 2010 at 12:41
Leeuna said…
When you turn the other cheek...
22 January 2010 at 00:10
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