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Some Stiff Competition


Given the headlines last week, I was sure someone was going to make some reference to new airport security screening methods with a caption like, oh, I don't know...

Bill and Bob, members of the Blue Bird Nudist Society, certainly had no qualms with the new security measures at Detroit airport.


But no, our contestants went in a different direction and the competition was stiff.  For example, VE's entry was:

It took months for the Darwen brothers to realize their act would be much more successful with the ladies if they used top hats.


lotgk came up with:

First two drop outs of the Tareq and Michaele Salahi gate crashers seminar.


But it was Freak Smack who won the day with:

Just as the Johnson Brothers were about to finish their rendition of the striptease from The Full Monty, the crowd begged, "Please, leave your hats on!"





Congratulations Freak Smack.  You be hangin' with Nonamedufus this week.

Comments

CatLadyLarew said…
FreakSmack again, for the win! Congratulations!
Tanya said…
Congrats, FreakSmack!
Me-Me King said…
Congrats to the Freak of Smack!!!
Don said…
Good choice with FreakSmack. That one was hard.
Quirkyloon said…
As I just admitted on MeMe's blog, my synapses were shooting blanks that day. I didn't even try for either caption contest.

Those suckers better get electrified and moving!

Congrats to FreakSmack.

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nonamedufus said…
CL: I think he's a first-time winner here.
nonamedufus said…
Tanya: He had a great caption.
nonamedufus said…
Me-Me: He made for stiff competition.
nonamedufus said…
Don: Hard, indeed!
nonamedufus said…
Quirks: Speaking of shooting blanks, these guys could keep you company.

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