Bill and Bob, members of the Blue Bird Nudist Society, certainly had no qualms with the new security measures at Detroit airport.
But no, our contestants went in a different direction and the competition was stiff. For example, VE's entry was:
It took months for the Darwen brothers to realize their act would be much more successful with the ladies if they used top hats.
lotgk came up with:
First two drop outs of the Tareq and Michaele Salahi gate crashers seminar.
But it was Freak Smack who won the day with:
Just as the Johnson Brothers were about to finish their rendition of the striptease from The Full Monty, the crowd begged, "Please, leave your hats on!"
Congratulations Freak Smack. You be hangin' with Nonamedufus this week.