Today some humourous looks at "beginnings" and a look at the beginning of humour...
The Creation Of Humour...The Condensed Version
In the beginning God created the blogger and mirth. The mirth was empty, a formless mass cloaked in silence. And the spirit of George Carlin was hovering over its surface. Then God said, "Let there be laughter," and there was laughter. And God saw that it was good. Then he separated the laughter from the chuckles. God called the laughter "side-splitting" and the chuckles "sputtering and snorting".
That was the first day of humour creation.
On the second day God created the joke.
On the third day God created the hairy dog story, the limmerick and all the one-liners
On the fourth day God created the blonde joke, the Polish joke and the Newfie joke
On the fifth day God created comics, humourists and other joke tellers
On the sixth day God created all the humour bloggers and their followers
On the seventh day God jested.
How This Argument Began
Why God Created The Stupid Wife
A man was wandering around in a field, thinking about how good his wife had been to him and how fortunate he was to have her. He asked God, "Why did you make her so kind-hearted?" The Lord responded, "So you could love her, my son." "Why did you make her so good-looking?" "So you could love her, my son." "Why did you make her such a good cook?" "So you could love her, my son."
The man thought about this. Then he said, "I don't mean to seem ungrateful or anything, but ... why did you make her so stupid?" "So she could love you, my son."
Drop by Theme Thursday today for more "beginnings".