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30 Days of Writing - #30 - It Could Have Been Worse



Our little 30 day extravaganza of posting a piece a day kind of wore me out. I feel like I've been through the wringer.

But I suppose it could have been worse.

I would have been really pressed, for instance, to partake in a 30 Days of The Wringer exercise.

What about Cheesy Mike's idea for 30 Days of Cats?

Me, I'd have to draw the line at that. Or the feline, I guess.

Or what if we had to write about horses for 30 days? I don't know if I could rein that topic in.

Or movies, or TV shows? I guess I'd have to screen my content before I posted those stories.

Or post pictures of rubenesque models. Ha! Fat chance!

I might see my way clear to write a post about Nicky a day for 30 days. There's lots that's very interesting about her. Like how she doesn't make fun of her family on her blog. Or her stiletto heel collection.

And speaking of Nicky, I'm sure she'd be able to cover 30 Days of Cheese. If she worked it right.

I could do Cheese-Whiz and Cheetos but that's only 2 days. What would I do after that? I don't think I could spread myself out for 30 days.

How about 30 Days of Food. Maybe I could swallow that. I'd be sure to devote one day to how much I hate peas.

Or 30 Days of Dessert. Could I carry off such a confection?

Or 30 Days of Deserts, maybe. But I'm wandering.

How about 30 Days of Hats? I don't know if I could sustain that for 30 days. I'd be afraid of peaking too early.

I know there's one topic I won't be covering off. 30 Days of Sausage.

You see, it really could have been wurst!

And this, thank the Lord is the LAST post in the series 30 Days of Writing hosted by our favourite sadist Nicky at We Work For Cheese. Hop on over and check out her linky thingy and see how the rest of our blogger buddies brought their series to a close.


Comments

Shawn @ StubbornFool.Com said…
30 days of drinking beer!! Who's in?
babs (beetle) said…
How about 30 days of nothing? I could do that easy enough.
nonamedufus said…
Oh, okay, I guess you can draft me into that one!
nonamedufus said…
Hell, I'm already doing it!
Nicky said…
Dufus, I'm getting the distinct impression that you no likee my challenge anymore. Which is too bad because I was going to suggest 30 days of puns.

Thank you for playing along, mon ami. :-)
nonamedufus said…
Wha? Moi? No, not at all. I just have a severe case of writer's cramp is all.


It was a lot of fun Nicky. Thanks for a great time.
Quirky Loon said…
well you've ended this exercise in great Dufus style... very punny! And me likey mucho. *smile*
Wendy said…
'I might see my way clear to write a post about Nicky a day for 30 days.' 'Ooooh....do tell.........
Linda R. said…
Nice! I'm sure you've given Nicky some ideas.
Tami Von Zalez said…
Excellent play on words ~
nonamedufus said…
Nothing like going out in a flourish. Glad you likey! Thanks for dropping by throughout this ordeal.
nonamedufus said…
Nope. You'll have to wait for the challenge.
nonamedufus said…
Good Lord I hope not!
nonamedufus said…
Well, thank you Tami.
Lauren said…
30 days of cheese is doable.

According to Wikipedia, "There are many types of cheese, with around 500 different varieties recognised by the International Dairy Federation,[1] over 400 identified by Walter and Hargrove, over 500 by Burkhalter, and over 1,000 by Sandine and Elliker.[2]"

Who are Walter, Hargrove, Burkhalter, Sandine and Elliker? They sound like a cheesy law firm.
meleahrebeccah said…
Congratulations!! wOOOOOOOt!
nonamedufus said…
1000 Days of Cheese? Give me a break.
nonamedufus said…
Yep, I made it. Whew.
Lauren said…
I'll sweeten the deal with some wine.
nonamedufus said…
Oh, well, maybe it might be possible.
PJHar said…
That is fantastic and a great final post for this challenge. I'm happy you were in this challenge though as I got to find bloggers such as yourself who I'll enjoy continuing to read!
If I were God... said…
I guess it could have been wurst, but it was still pretty gouda.
Nonamedufus said…
Thanks, PJ. I'm looking forward to following your blog too now that I've discovered it.
Nonamedufus said…
It might have been better with cheddar!

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