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30 Days of Writing - #23 - Stiletto Heels



Stiletto heels?

What do I know about stiletto heels?

They're for women. Sure.

And perhaps transvestites who want to impress.

But guys?

No they're not for guys.

Unless beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

And guys admire girls who wear stiletto heels.

But who looks at women's feet?

Not me.

For me there are other things to admire.

Way above the feet.

I'm no heel.

Indeed, I've been told I'm a real sole mate.

And if a woman needs a lift.

I'm happy to pump her with compliments.

Or slipper a gift.

Like a pair of stiletto heels.


See what heels the other participants are over at We Work For Cheese. That's Nicky's blog, our Queen of heels.

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Cheryl P. said…
It this was a real contest, you would be facing the agony of de-feet.
23 June 2012 at 08:57
Barb said…
very cute!
23 June 2012 at 10:51
babs (beetle) said…
You're not a leg man then?
23 June 2012 at 11:05
Nicky said…
While it's not Supreme Leader, I completely accept the title of Queen of Heels. You get an extra 250 points for that one!
23 June 2012 at 11:47
Linda R. said…
Nice word play, and a little bribe, I see.
23 June 2012 at 12:36
Quirky Loon said…
Ah. I loves me some punny Dufus. And this does not disappoint. hee hee hee
23 June 2012 at 13:31
Linda Medrano said…
I love "slip her" a gift! Hah! You're amazing!
23 June 2012 at 13:35
Wendy said…
Very wonderful word play!
23 June 2012 at 17:28
Katherine Murray said…
Love it... hey, what parts do you look at above the feet? Oh oh the brain, right? LOLOLOL!
23 June 2012 at 23:03
meleahrebeccah said…
you crack me up, John!
24 June 2012 at 15:36
nonamedufus said…
Well, I try.
24 June 2012 at 20:50
nonamedufus said…
The eyes have it!
24 June 2012 at 20:51
nonamedufus said…
Aw, thank you.
24 June 2012 at 20:51
nonamedufus said…
Oh, high praise, indeed. Thank you.
24 June 2012 at 20:51
nonamedufus said…
I do enjoy myself. I'm glad you enjoy it too.
24 June 2012 at 20:52
nonamedufus said…
Well, I guess my work here is done!
24 June 2012 at 20:52
nonamedufus said…
What? Me? A bribe?
24 June 2012 at 20:53
nonamedufus said…
Your stiletto heels are in the mail.
24 June 2012 at 20:54
nonamedufus said…
Now how do I answer that without getting myself into trouble?
24 June 2012 at 20:55
nonamedufus said…
Thank you, ma'am.
24 June 2012 at 20:55
nonamedufus said…
Oh, that was corn-y. But great. I laughed at that one!
24 June 2012 at 20:56
P.J. said…
Very nicely done with this prompt!
24 June 2012 at 23:49
nonamedufus said…
I'm not one to speak out normally, but this time I had a "platform" to speak from.
25 June 2012 at 08:16
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