Mary Jane wished Hank would hurry and change the tire, it was getting harder to hold up the bumper.
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Finally the planets aligned correctly as Larry, a red meat eating, baby seal killer, and hater of everything P.E.T.A. exacts revenge on Pamela Anderson.
Also in the news, there's another recall from automobile manufacturers who discovered that a dyslexic engineer had mistakenly installed front exterior funbags.
The weather was unseasonably warm for October. The sun set around 6:30 but the daylight hours were quite enjoyable. So thought Richard, as he set out for his daily walk in the woods. He marvelled at the turning leaves which exhibited an explosion of colour more significant with each passing day.
But Richard knew the turning leaves would soon start to fall. And the trees would soon be bare with no leaves at all. And then the snow would fly and fall from the trees as the leaves had before it.
Richard couldn't help but think of the sudden change to come as a seizure of sorts. And he wasn't looking forward to it. After all, who would welcome a seizure, he thought, as he rolled uncontrollably among the leaves.
Comments
"Get a load of the white Beamers!"
or
"Dumb blondes... can't live with 'em, can't run 'em over."
ha ha hee hee ho ho. For some reason that hit the funny bone. And I'm not even gonna try to outdo PhilsPhun. I think he got it!
"something wrong with my headlights!"
haha hee hee ho ho
So glad I dropped in today. Good laughs.
and
"My mechanic said the car needed a lube job. I hope I'm doing it right."
"Get a load of the white Beamers!"
or
"Dumb blondes... can't live with 'em, can't run 'em over."