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Pause Ponder and Pun #93

No comment.

I'll leave that to you.

We'll resolve this Saturday.

Comments

Skeeter- www.deaddog.com said…
I don't care if that is a side effect of cialis, you're not putting that big thing in me, in my lap is far as it goes!
Skeeter- www.deaddog.com said…
Whoa!, something is cumming between us, but its not you!!!!
Skeeter- www.deaddog.com said…
Stop! My dad wore pj's like that, I can't do this.
Whitey said…
There was a time when Bob thought Mary's obsession with Diana Ross was cute. By the sixth night of the honeymoon, he'd changed his mind.
moooooog35 said…
Typical night in the house of a married couple.
moooooog35 said…
After the fart she just did, Jimmy was really in no mood for a high five.
LOTGK said…
You have to be at least as big as Kelsey Grammer to ride this ride.
Madge said…
I understand you have beer goggles, that doesn't change the fact that I'm your sister.
Madge said…
I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times, it's exit only!!
Madge said…
I see that look in your eye, but it's time for tai che
Raymond said…
Hold it right there! I agreed to do the players, but I am certainly not doing the water boy!
Madge said…
But I have quality H20 and a big hose
meleahrebeccah said…
YES!!

"You wanna put what, where? I don't think so!"
Shawn said…
Well, I'm not feeling that creative today, so I present to you my favourite TV and film quotes. It helps if you glance at the photo while reading them.

1- "Why do you wear that stupid bunny suit?"
- Donnie Darko

2- "You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who the fuck do you think you're talking to?"
-Taxi Driver

3- "You punch like you take it up the ass."
-Raging Bull

4- "Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!"
- Planet of the Apes

5- "That’ll do, pig. That’ll do."
- Babe

6- "What we've got here is a failure to communicate."
-Cool Hand LUke

7- "Just so you know, it's NOT that common, it DOESN'T happen to every guy and it IS a big deal!"
-Friends
00dozo said…
"Don't even think I'm gonna get my head under the covers after that ripper."
00dozo said…
(P.S. Caption inspired by Moooooog35 - hell, you've gotta give credit where credit's due.)

;-)
quirkyloon said…
Ohhhhh nooooo! We are not role playing Baez and Anthony again. Nuh-uh, no way Jose!

HA!
nonamedufus said…
I had to look up Baez and Anthony, but when I did your caption was hilarious.
skeeter said…
You didn't even comment on my 60$ haircut, I had a whole cm cut off! Talk to the hand, cause you'll be using yours a lot!!

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