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Pause Ponder and Projectile Babies



Summertime and the living is easy. So's my blog schedule. I've moved up this week's PPP results post to today instead of Saturday. I hope you guys don't mind.

So, like I'm looking at this pic wondering what the heck is going on and thinking "Gee, maybe this guy was hiding under the Tallahassee Bridge". Hey, it coulda happened. Well you guys did a lot better than I did this week. Let's see some of the captions...


A memorial to all those lost in the fateful "Day It Rained Babies"



Aaaaghh! Babies everywhere! Damn my virility!



The new terrorist IEDs: "Sticky Babies"



Jane! Get me off of this crazy thing!



But our winner submitted early and submitted often. I laughed at so many of them I had to include them all.

1. Davids and Goliath
2. "Get off my penis!"
3. "Get on my penis."
4. After attacking the babies he was charged with statue-tory rape.
5. It's raining cats and babies.
6. Hulk smash baby!

I tell you Shawn you had me rofl lmao lol and fimp (farting in my pants). Yeah, all at once! Congratulations my man, you be hangin' with dufus this week. What say we wander on down to Parliament Hill in Ottawa and take a look at the statuary. Or we could just get stoned. (Statuary? Stoned? Get it?) Feel free to lift the pic below, Shawn, and stick it somewhere...on your blog, if you like, to remember this eventful day.


Okay, well, thanks to everyone again this week for playing along. And, hey, you drive-bys should click on folks' links above and go visit these guys. They're pretty funny over on their own blogs too. And, hey, for putting up with me moving this post around this week because it's summertime, here's a video classic to enjoy. Until next time...

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brookeamanda10 said…
Great captions! Is that statue REALLY real?
5 August 2011 at 12:53
00dozo said…
Congrats, Shawn! I, too, was ROTFLMAO, LOL (but not FIMP) at your comments.

Congrats to the honourables!

Thanks for the mention, dufus! Hey, I like that "FIMP" thing - I hope it never ends up as "SIMP".

;-)
5 August 2011 at 14:44
nonamedufus said…
IT is really real. I found it on Google pics. Isn't it weird?
5 August 2011 at 16:32
nonamedufus said…
You mean like "sharted" in my pants?
5 August 2011 at 16:34
nonamedufus said…
You mean like "sharted" in my pants?
5 August 2011 at 16:36
00dozo said…
Sharted, shite - hey, whatever floats your boat., erm, I mean pants.

;-)

(OMG! I had no idea that statue is in Oslo, Norway when I made my IED comment. I didn't mean to make light of that recent situation - really!)
5 August 2011 at 16:47
Shawn said…
I humbly accept the reward. I would like to thank the Academy, the TV show MASH and beer. And most of all thank you Dufus for providing me the source material.
5 August 2011 at 20:55
nonamedufus said…
You're joking. I had no idea either. I'll have to look it up. I had no intention of offending anyone either. Well no more than usual.
6 August 2011 at 09:46
nonamedufus said…
Hey, get off my penis!
6 August 2011 at 09:47
00dozo said…
You mentioned the statuary at Parliament Hill in your post and I thought that's where it was (to mock Harper's 2010 stance on abortion), so I Googled it. Boy, did I feel bad.
6 August 2011 at 11:11
nonamedufus said…
Right, I found out where it was located too. But I can't find anything regarding its meaning. It is kinda odd.
6 August 2011 at 15:08
quirkyloon said…
Eww. FIMP? Really?

Really?

I'm sorry I digress.

Congrats to Shawn and the honorable mentions (yay me!).

But...

Really?

Sorry. Can't get away from it. FIMP.

Really?
6 August 2011 at 15:52
nonamedufus said…
I think it was the brussel sprouts, Quirks.
6 August 2011 at 19:04
Shawn said…
Wasn't that a Rolling Stones song? "I said, Hey! You! Get off of my..."
7 August 2011 at 07:30
nonamedufus said…
Very good, Shawn. So that's where you came up with it.
7 August 2011 at 13:10
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