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Pause Ponder and Pun #95


Boy, talk about a bad hair day!

What's up with this guy?

I've heard of rock or heavy metal hair bands but this guy's sporting a band of hair.

Leave your thoughts in the comments.

We'll trim the submissions and announce the winner Saturday.

Comments

moooooog35 said…
Flowbee experiment #213.
moooooog35 said…
Honey, if you ever bring this jackass into my home I will disown you.
Skeeter said…
Dude went a lil overboard preping for his audition for the part of the " courageless lion", in the "Wizard of Oz"; h was good though! They changed the part to " the shameless lion" and the play to the " Wizard of Odd"
Boom Boom Larew said…
Hair bands... not just for girls anymore.
Cheryl P. said…
When he woke up this morning, his girlfriend was gone and he suspects she was angry over something he said.
Cheryl P. said…
Coming soon to a theatre near you, Hangover 3
Cheryl P. said…
Guinness Book Of World Records winner for the Most Receding Hairline.
Cheryl P. said…
Can you Shear me now?
Mike said…
That's exactly the wrong way to grow a beard.
Nicky said…
Where the hell did you find that picture of Jepeto?!
Janna said…
"With the recession looming, Steve could no longer afford to pay for an entire haircut."
quirkyloon said…
This is what happens when you admit your fave song is Friday Friday by Rebecca Black.

HA!
I don't know about this guy but I know Canadian ice hockey players are dying like flies....
Janna said…
I just blogged about this whole invisible comment thing.

Hey, it was a slow day.
Ruby Slippers said…
Wannabe Munchkin
Shawn said…
Despite a receding hairline, while a little older, Luke Perry wanted to keep the sideburns he made popular.
nonamedufus said…
That's a very disturbing story, the latest just coming yesterday in Toronto. What the heck is going on?
00dozo said…
Donald Trump's future: A sideburn comb over.
00dozo said…
When the ditty, "A shave and and a haircut .. two bits" gets lost in translation by an immigrant barber as, "I need a shave and a haircut, but leave two of bits".
Shawn said…
While Bill loved the new hairdo, he had some regrets over the Brazilian Wax.
LOTGK said…
17 year old Shamus was a rebel in the Amish world.
Skeeter- www.deaddog.com said…
Ok, who the Fuck switched my acne cream with Nair??
Cperz said…
(sing to the tune of Born Free)

Shorn free
Free as wind blows
Sadly no hair grows
Clearly my scalp shows
Balding is breaking my heart

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