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What is it with some people in Arizona? (Quirky and Me Me excepted.) Do they stay out in the sun too long or something?

I came across a story yesterday about some hapless twit in Mesa who obviously must have been suffering from heat stroke. How else can you explain his actions? Twenty-seven year-old Joshua Seto stuck his girlfriend's pink pistol in his belt prior to walking into a local drug store. Now what guy goes around carrying a pink gun in his pants? Wait, let me rephrase that. Here in Canada, the only gun men have in their pants is...well, you know...a water pistol, so to speak.

And guess what? Joshua accidentally shot himself in...oh, ouch, ouch, ouch...his water pistol. What a dink. Some guys get the gun and others get the shaft. This guy got it in the shaft.

The limp loser was taken to the hospital where he underwent surgery. I'll bet the guy was embarassed. I'd say he was probably pretty deflated.

I wonder how the store clerk reacted. I can just see her calling the cops" "Yes, that's right, I'd like to report an assault with a dead weapon".

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quirkyloon said…
Ha! Thanks for the disclaimer. (Quirky silently puts away her skull/crossbone gun.)

heh heh heh
11 August 2011 at 11:37
nonamedufus said…
Quirks! Get in out of that sun!!!
11 August 2011 at 12:02
nonamedufus said…
Quirks! Get in out of that sun!!!
11 August 2011 at 12:03
Mikewj said…
His name wasn't Plaxico, was it? Moron!
11 August 2011 at 13:01
nonamedufus said…
I completely forgot about that incident. I could have worked it into my post. I think Plaxico was out too long in the sun too. Did he ever play for the Cardinals?
11 August 2011 at 13:18
Shawn said…
That's much worse then the story I read the other day. A man in Yorkshire, bothered by a wart on his finger, decided to shoot it off with his Beretta shotgun. Unfortunately there was some collateral damage and he lost part of his finger. He was then brought up on charges of illegal possession of a firearm.
11 August 2011 at 16:34
nonamedufus said…
There's a guy who won't be picking his nose with that hand any time soon. What the hell is wrong with some people?
11 August 2011 at 16:38
Nicky said…
So. What you're sayin' is that the pretty pink "gun" in his pants went off.

I bet his girlfriend is all fired up about it.
11 August 2011 at 22:45
K A B L O O E Y said…
First: Quirky: hydrate! DDP: stat. Second: all I thought was Plaxico.
11 August 2011 at 23:40
nonamedufus said…
Some people have a trigger finger, others...
12 August 2011 at 06:02
nonamedufus said…
Was that a gun in their pants or were they just glad to see you?
12 August 2011 at 06:04
Ziva said…
Honestly, if the guy was walking around with a pink pistol in his pants, he probably had no use for his ...squirt gun... anyway.
13 August 2011 at 18:55
nonamedufus said…
Well, I guess he certainly didn't have a bazooka in his pants, although his girlfriend may have wished he did.
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