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Pause Ponder and Prospective Goddesses

Obviously these girls didn't have the grandmother I once had. I recall sticking my tongue out at her when I was about 5 years old and she grabbed a knife from the kitchen drawer and threatened to cut it off. That was many years ago but her feigned over-the-top reaction has stayed with me to this day. Although I've been known to still stick my tongue out from time to time. So what have we got in this week's captions?

Well, Donnie had this one licked with:

Manners and maturity. It's what being a teen is all about.

00dozo took a page from my favourite movie A Christmas Story with:

This is what happens when you lick too many poles in the winter.

Cruella Collett stuck her tongue firmly in her cheek and gave us:

5 seconds later the Kardashians finally came up with a way of becoming famous.

But Boom Boom puckered up and blew a raspberry to Charlie Sheen's recent antics with:

Prospective goddesses vie for a job at Sober Valley Lodge.

Ha, ha...good one Boom Boom. You win again, girl. You be hangin' with dufus this week. Congratulations.

Thanks to all for playing along and we'll see you back here again Wednesday for our next Pause Ponder and Pun.


Phillipia said…
Those are all great...Congrats to Boom boom:)
nonamedufus said…
Phillipia: She's on a tear. She's won several times recently.
Boom Boom Larew said…
So, do you think this will win me any points when I apply to be a goddess?
00dozo said…
Congrats Boom Boom!! I think we should declare March Charlie Sheen month!

Thanks for the mention and congrats to Donnie and Cruella ... Hmmm, "Donnie and Cruella" - has a nice ring to it, eh?

nonamedufus said…
Boom Boom: Congrats, Boom. You've got my vote!
nonamedufus said…
00dozo:Oh, please. Wasn't February enough?
00dozo said…
Well, most of what I read about him (and mostly through the blogs) was in March. God forbid I would associate him with the month of my birth!
nonamedufus said…
00dozo: I don't think we should even give him a day.

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